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少年时代
♪Look at the stars
♪Look how they shine for you
♪And everything you do
♪Yeah, they were all Yellow
♪came along
♪I wrote a song for you
嘿 宝贝 准备好走了吗 Hey, love bug. You ready?
噢 是的 Oh, yeah.
-嘿 你知道吗 妈妈 -什么 - Hey, guess what, Mom? - What?
♪And all the things you do
我知道那些黄蜂从哪儿来的了 I figured out where wasps come from.
噢 是吗 是哪儿 Oh, yeah? Where?
我想一定是 Well, I think it must be,
♪And it was called Yellow
如果你恰好把水抖到空气里 if you flick water into the air just right,
它就变成了黄蜂 it'll turn into a wasp.
-嘿 -没错吧 - Hey! - Yep.
那很酷啊 That's cool.
翻译：Bunny 爱吃 小P 金刚妹 Jophy 冬可可 考拉
今天在学校过得怎么样 So, how was your day at school?
挺好的 Fine.
我这次和巴特勒小姐 I had a good meeting with
聊得挺愉快的 我还挺喜欢她 Miss Butler this time. I kind of liked her.
她说了些什么 What'd she say?
好吧 她说 Well, she said that you
校对：Bunny 爱吃 小P 金刚妹 Bezero 香蕉奶昔
你没有交你的家庭作业 weren't turning in your homework assignments.
我和她说 我知道他有做 And I told her, "I know he does them,
因为我每晚都有检查 "'cause I check them every night."
她说她在你的背包里 She said she found a big chunk of them
找到一堆被揉得皱巴巴的作业 crumpled up at the bottom of your backpack.
她又没要求交 She didn't ask for 'em.
时间轴：小洛 压制：hhjie bean 总监：Darren
宝贝 她不需要开口 你应该自觉交上去 Baby, she doesn't have to. You're just supposed to turn them in.
她还说你仍然整天都看着窗外 And she said you're still staring out the window all day.
没有整天 Not all day.
她说你弄坏了她的卷笔刀 And she said that you destroyed her pencil sharpener.
我不是故意的 Not on purpose!
等等 她说你在里面塞了很多石子 Wait! She said that you crammed a bunch of rocks in it.
我以为既然我们能削铅笔 I thought if we could sharpen pencils,
或许我们还能削石头 maybe we could sharpen rocks.
好吧 那你需要削过的石头来做什么呢 Well, what were you gonna do with a bunch of sharpened rocks?
我想做一个箭头来作石头收藏品 I was trying to make arrowheads for my rock collection.
唔 Mm.
伙计 该我了 Dude, my turn!
等下 Hold on.
梅森 Mason!
萨曼塔 Samantha!
噢 Oh!
汤米 梅森在那下面吗 Tommy! Is Mason down there?
是啊 Yeah.
告诉他要回家吃饭啦 Well, tell him he has to come home to dinner.
好的 Okay.
嘿 Hey--
嘿 甜心 你怎么还没准备好 Hey, sweetie. Why aren't you ready?
嘿 梅森 Hey, Mason.
嘿 泰德 Hey, Ted.
来吧 快点 我们走 Come on, hurry up. Let's go.
-现在几点了 -九点了 快走 快走 -What time is it? -It's 9:00. Let's go, let's go!
好的 我本来想打给你 因为珍妮丝累到睡着 Okay, I meant to call you, 'cause Janice flaked out.
没有人照顾孩子了 I don't have a sitter.
你为什么不找其他人 Why didn't you call somebody else?
我现在找不到保姆啊 现在都九点了 I can't get a babysitter now. It's 9:00.
但是我们欢迎你就来家里待着啊 But you're welcome to hang out with us.
呃 不用了 我的意思是 我们都安排好了 Well, no! I mean, we have plans.
大家都在等着我 The guys are expecting me.
-没事 你自己去吧 -好吧 -Well, you can go. -All right.
我过几个小时就回来 I'll come back in a couple of hours.
行吗 Is that okay?
行啊 可以 没事的 Yeah. Yes, it's okay. All right.
哭泣的桃金娘：《哈利波特》中人物，整天在盥洗室哭哭啼啼的幽灵
别回头 别回头 我不想和哭泣的桃金娘讲话 "'Turn back! Turn back! I don't wanna talk to Moaning Myrtle.'
谁 他们迅速的回过头来 哈利问道 "'Who?' said Harry, as they backtracked quickly.
她整天在二楼的 "'She haunts one of the toilets
女盥洗室里出没 赫敏说 "In the girls' bathroom on the first floor, ' said Hermione.
在厕所里出没 "'She haunts a toilet?'
是的 那坏了一整年了 'Yes, it's been out of order all year,
因为她总是发脾气 把水都溢到地板上了 "'because she keeps having tantrums and flooding the place!'
反正我从没进过去 我都尽量避免 "'I never went in there anyway, if I could avoid it.'
你想尿尿的时候 她就在旁边哭 太可怕了 "'It's awful trying to have a pee with her wailing at you.'"
你就不能直接说出来吗 Why can't you just say that?
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
-我不想和你一起走 -你还说抱歉 都是放屁 - I don't wanna go with you. - You're sorry, that's bullshit!
没错 我想在这陪着孩子们 That's right. I wanna stay here with my kids.
我更愿意这么做 That's what I'd rather do.
你能不能别再拿你的孩子当借口 Would you stop using your kids as an excuse?
我知道你必须陪着孩子 你在 I know you have to stay here with your kids! You're acting...
你一点都不成熟 你没有责任感 You have this immature life. You have no responsibility!
我一点都不成熟 I have an immature life!
我有责任感 我一点都不成熟 I have responsibility. I have an immature life.
你不知道为人父母是怎么样子的 You don't know what it's like to be a parent.
是 我不知道 No, I don't!
那么为什么我要为你犯下的错误承担责任 And why am I responsible for your mistakes in life?
不准说我的孩子是种错误 不准 Don't call my kids mistakes! Don't!
我没说你的孩子是 I didn't call your kids...
你说了 你生命中的错误 还指向我的孩子 You said, "Your mistakes in your life," Pointing at my kids.
我知道我说了什么 你知道 I know what I said, you know.
你又立刻用你的孩子当借口了 And immediately you use your kids again.
这就是现实 我是个母亲 This is the reality. I'm a parent!
-那就意味着责任 -我知道你是个母亲 - That means responsibility. - I know you're a parent.
我也想有自己的时间 I would love to have some time to myself!
我他妈的也想去看电影 I would love to just go to a fuckin' movie!
你以为我不想吗 You don't think I'd like that?
去外面吃顿饭 去泡吧 Go have some dinner, go to a bar!
我甚至都不知道那是什么感觉了 I don't even know what that's like!
我本来还是妈妈的宝贝女儿 然后我他妈的就变成了娃他妈 I was someone's daughter, then I was somebody's fuckin' mother!
行吗 我都不知道那是什么感觉 Okay? I don't know what that's like!
停下 Stop!
别唱了 Quit it!
妈妈 Mom!
这究竟是什么回事 What the hell is going on in here?
你们知道现在是几点吗 Do you guys know what time it is?
他往我身上扔东西 He's throwing things at me.
梅森 不要扔你姐姐 Mason! Do not throw things at your sister!
她在装无辜 她先打我的 She's faking, she hit me first!
你们两个都给我听着 Listen, both of you!
我要回去睡觉 I'm going back to bed.
我不想再听到叽叽喳喳的声音 I don't wanna hear another peep out of here for an hour.
上床睡觉 Go to sleep.
-骗子 -你们两个 - Faker! - Guys!
太赞了 Awesome!
看我在街上捡到什么 Look what I found in the street.
伙计 Dude!
我知道 很赞吧 I know, right?
快看这对 Look at those.
哇呜 快看这对啊 Ooh! Look at those!
太赞了 Awesome!
你们听我说说 我想和你们说点事 So listen, guys, I wanna talk to you about something.
你们一开始可能会不喜欢这个想法 And you might not like this idea at first,
但我们要搬去休斯敦了 but we're moving to Houston.
什么时候 When?
很快 Well, soon.
我们应该先搬出来 We should be out by the first,
那样我们下个月就不用付两份租金了 so we don't have to pay two rents next month.
不 妈妈 我们不要搬家 不要 不要 No, Mother, we're not moving. Nope, nope.
抱歉啦 妈妈 不搬 不搬 Sorry, Mom. Nope. Nope.
萨曼塔 我得回到大学校园 Samantha, I have to go back to college,
这样我才能挣多点钱 so I can make us a better living.
要是做现在这份工作 我就不能好好照顾你们了 With this job, I can't take care of us the way I'd like to.
我不能继续这样子了 I can't keep going this way.
外祖母说她会帮我们 And Grandma said she'd help us out,
而且离她近点挺好的 and it would be nice to be near her.
好吧 妈妈 Fine, Mother.
你想干什么都行 You can do whatever you want,
但我们就不能搬家 but we're not moving.
我们的朋友怎么办 And what about our friends?
哦 宝贝 我们可以给他们发邮件或者写信 Oh, baby, we can email them or write.
我们可以回来拜访他们 We can come back to visit.
而且你们知道吗 And guess what?
外祖母给我们找的那间房子里 This place that Grandma found us,
你们都会有自己的房间 好吗 you'll each have your own room. Right?
而且还有一个游泳池 And there's a pool.
妈妈 你还爱爸爸吗 Mom, do you still love Dad?
我还爱着你们爸爸 I still love your father,
但那不意味着我们继续一起才是最好的选择 but that doesn't mean it was healthy for us to stay together.
要是我们搬家了他想找我们的时候找不到怎么办 What if after we move he's trying to find us and he can't?
哦 这不是个什么大问题 Oh, that won't be a problem.
他能打电话给外祖母 外祖母会告诉他的 He can call Grandma and she'll tell him,
或者他能打给信息台问问 or he can call Information.
不难找到我们 We won't be hard to find.
他还在阿拉斯加吗 Is he still in Alaska?
你叔叔是这么说的 Well, that's what your uncle says.
可能在驯服北极熊之类的吧 Probably taming polar bears or something.
是啊 我倒希望是它们在驯服他 Yeah. Well, I hope they're taming him.
来 能帮帮忙吗 Here, wanna help me out?
当然 Sure.
好的 小心认真地刷墙 Okay. Take this paint very carefully
任何小污渍小标记都要涂掉 and paint any little smudge or mark or anything
那里的墙板 on the baseboard there,
门后面 还有里面的所有门廊 behind the door and all around the doorways on the inside.
她说我们会回来拜访 She says we're gonna come visit
我会给你写信和打电话 and I'm gonna write and call you.
噢 等等 先别挂 我有另一通电话打进来 Oh, wait, hold on a second. I'm getting another call.
你好 Hello?
抱歉 汤米 Sorry, Tommy.
梅森今天不能过去了 我们要搬家了 Mason can't come over today. We're moving.
另一通电话等着我呢 And I'm on the other line.
再见 Bye.
艾尔斯 Althea?
我会给帆船童子军留下指令 I'm gonna be sending Sailor Scout instructions.
回头发邮件告诉我那些童子军做的怎么样 Email and write back telling me how the other scouts are doing.
好吧 因为现在你是队长了 Well, because you're the leader now.
好的 走吧 我想在天黑之前赶到那里 Okay, let's go, 'cause I wanna get there before it gets dark.
再见了 院子 再见 紫薇 再见了 邮箱 Goodbye, yard. Goodbye, crape myrtle. Goodbye, mailbox.
再见了 那一箱妈妈不让我们带走 Goodbye, box of stuff Mommy won't let us take with us,
而我们不愿扔掉的东西 but we don't wanna throw away.
再见了 房子 Goodbye, house.
我再也不喜欢让我们搬家的妈妈了 I'll never like Mommy as much for making us move!
萨曼塔 Samantha!
你为什么不和你那 Why don't you say goodbye
满嘴胡话的态度说再见呢 to that little horseshit attitude, okay?
因为我们不会把它带上车 'Cause we're not taking that in the car.
再见了 Goodbye, old lady who
那个听摇滚骑摩托的老太太 listens to rock music and rides a motorcycle.
嘿 Hey!
你们后面在干嘛 停下 弄一个屏障 What's happening back there? Stop, put the barrier up.
嘿 在你们中间放个枕头 Hey! Put the pillow between you.
弄一个屏障 快点 停下 Make a barrier, come on. Stop.
我们要玩一个游戏 叫做木头人 We're gonna play a game called The Game of Silence.
谁保持安静最长时间就能赢 Whoever can stay quiet for the longest period of time wins.
你们觉得自己能做到吗 You guys think you can do that?
好了 游戏开始 Okay, go.
校巴还有十分钟就到了 The bus will be here in 10 minutes.
把作业放进你的背包里 Put that homework in your backpack.
快吃饭 Go eat!
宝贝 去吃早餐 Baby, go eat.
马上了 I am!
说人话 Speak English!
闭嘴 妈妈 Shut up! Mom!
她又在说胡话了 She's speaking that stupid language again!
萨曼塔 Samantha!
我说的可是标准清晰的英语 妈妈 I was speaking perfectly clear English, Mother.
是他反应太慢 He's a little slow in the head.
他一年级就能挂科了 He did officially flunk first grade.
屁股给我坐到凳子上 Sit your butt down!
遵命 长官 妈妈长官 Yes, sir, Mother, sir!
好了 孩子们 听着 All right, listen up, guys.
放学后外祖母会去接你们 Grandma's gonna pick you up after school.
你们爸爸今天会来 Your dad's in town for the day.
所以你们下午就和他在一起 So you're gonna spend the afternoon with him.
噢 他要搬回来了吗 Oh. Is he moving back?
我不知道 I don't know.
我们快80年没见过他了 We haven't seen him in about 80 years.
你是说一年半吧 Like a year and a half.
哈哈 Ha-ha!
噢 拜托 Oh, please.
我们能好好吃东西吗 校巴快到了 Can we please eat here? The bus is coming.
谁要糖浆 Who wants syrup?
好吧 好一个草书 All right, nice cursive.
好了 梅森 我要检查作业了 我能检查你的吗 Okay, Mason, when I check the mobiles, am I gonna find yours?
不能 No.
为什么 And why not?
因为我还没完成 'Cause I didn't finish it.
好吧 那你现在就该写了 Well, it's time to finish it.
再等一下 Just a minute.
不 我们来做 苹果退出 No, let's do... Apple Quit.
该完成作业啦 梅森 苹果退出 Time to finish your work, Mason. "Apple Quit."
-这是我的历史测验 -嗯 - So this is my history test. Mmm-hmm.
A+ 很好 "A+", very good.
这是另一份历史测验 And that's another history test.
嗯哼 又一个A Mmm-hmm. And another A...
是的 上面没有+号 但是 哦 凑合吧 Yeah, it doesn't have "A+", but, oh, well.
然后 呃 这是我的蜥蜴报告 And then, um, that's my report on lizards.
哦 让我看看你的画画 Oh. Let me see your pictures.
哦 是啊 这些是我的画画 Oh, yeah. These are my pictures.
那是什么 What is that?
那个叫喉部垂肉 Well, that's called a dewlap.
喉部垂肉 好吧 A dewlap, okay.
噢 这个是数学测验 Oh, yeah, this is a math test.
哦 又一个A Oh, "A" Again.
梅斯 最后一颗糖了 好吗 Mase, that's the last candy, okay?
好的 Okay--
我们要把这些东西挂起来 We need to put this stuff up.
他来了 That's him.
爹地 Daddy!
我的天哪 看看你 你都这么大了 Oh, my God! Look at you, you're so big!
嘿 伙计 Hey, NU.
怎么样了 伙计 What's happenin', buddy?
哈 你们准备好去乐一乐了吗 Huh? You guys ready to have some fun?
耶 Yeah!
耶 好的 Yeah! All right.
嘿 卡罗琳 你还好吗 梅斯 我很好 Hey, Catherine, how are you? Mase, I'm good.
-嗯 很高兴见到你 -是啊 -Mmm, good to see you. -Yeah.
我要什么时候送这俩淘气鬼回来 What time should I have these rascals back?
哦 我不知道 七点半左右吧 Oh, I don't know, around 7:30, I guess.
我要八点前带他们回家 I gotta get them home by 8:00.
哦 你知道吗 不如我把他们带回他们妈妈那里 Oh, you know what, why don't I take 'em over to their mom's?
不用了 她正等着我过去 No, that's okay. She's expecting me.
不用麻烦了 你们这帮小家伙知道家在哪 对吗 No, that's all right. You guys know where it is, don't you?
哦 是啊 好的 我来吧 没问题的 Oh, yeah. All right. I'll do it. It's no problem.
我不觉得这是个好主意 I don't think that's such a good idea.
听着 没问题的 好吗 Look, it's no problem. All right?
你们准备好走了吗 我们出发吧 走吧 You guys ready to go? Let's do it, go!
走 等等 你们要拿好东西 Go? Wait a minute. You gotta get your stuff.
你的背包 你的挎包 You got backpack, your purse,
作业 去上厕所什么的 homework, go to the bathroom.
无法相信他们已经那么大了 Can't believe how big they are.
是啊 时间过得很快 Yeah. Time's going by.
他们搬来了休斯敦 你肯定很开心吧 Must be nice for you, having 'em here in Houston.
是啊 太棒了 我在他们学校做志愿者 I love it, yeah. I'm volunteering at their school.
真的吗 你在那干什么 Yeah? What you doing over there?
我在图书馆工作 你知道的 给小朋友读书 I'm in the library. You know, reading to the little ones.
哦 那很好啊 Oh, great.
所以 你在阿拉斯加 对吧 So, Alaska, huh?
是啊 Yeah.
你要回归了吗 Are you back?
到时看看吧 We'll see.
丽芙怎么样 How's Liv?
她很忙 She's a busy girl.
她回了学校 She's back in school.
但她还在工作 又是单亲妈妈 But she's working and single parenting.
很多东西要兼顾 A lot to juggle.
-你们都拿齐东西了吗 -拿齐了 - You guys got everything? Huh? - Yeah.
好吧 和你们外祖母说再见吧 All right, say goodbye to your grandmother.
外祖母 再见 Bye, Grandma.
好了 我们一起去疯吧 哦 不 等等 All right, let's roll. Uh, no, wait a second.
你们不是那种喜欢礼物的小孩吧 You're not the type of kids who like presents, are you?
-我们就是 -不 你们不是吧 -Yes! -No, you don't.
-我们当然是了 礼物？-真的吗？-那我们去拿礼物吧 -Of course we do. -Presents? Really? -Let's do it!
耶 Yay!
我要坐前面 I call front seat!
我也想坐前面 I wanted the front seat, though.
好吧 梅森去的时候坐前面 All right. Well, Mason gets it on the way there
萨曼塔回来的时候坐前面 and Samantha gets it on the way back.
-上车吧 -系好安全带 - Hop in there. - Seat belts!
安全带 好的 安全带 Seat belts. All right. Seat belts.
别忘了你们的安全带 Don't forget your seat belts.
这辆车看起来没有安全带啊 It's not like this car has any seat belts.
唔 Mmm...
很好 很好 很好 Nice. Nice. Nice!
过来 过来 中了 Come here, come here, yes!
哦 太棒了 Oh, that was awesome!
过来试试 梅森 来 这感觉太好了 Get up there, Mason! Get up there! It was so good!
来吧 Come on.
让他们开开眼界 伙计 Let 'em know who you are, buddy.
让他们开开眼界 Let 'em know who you are.
么么哒 Mwah!
太好了 太好了 太好了 Yes! Yes! Yes!
好了 好了 别担心 All right. All right, don't worry about it.
要是那有防撞杠就好了 Wish we could use the bumpers.
小孩子才需要防撞杠 Bumpers are for kids!
你多大了 两岁吗 What are you, two years old?
你不需要防撞杠 You don't want the bumpers.
生活不会给你来个防撞杠 Life doesn't give you bumpers.
继续 继续 继续 会中的 There we, there we go. There we go! We got something there!
有了 有了 We got something! We got something!
噢 Oh!
我上一次打保龄球时 Last time I went bowling,
我们都有防撞杠 而且那样好玩多了 we had bumpers and it was a lot more fun!
你不需要防撞杠 好吗 You don't want the bumpers, all right?
你用防撞杠打进球 You bowl a strike with the bumpers
并不能代表什么 and it doesn't mean anything.
相信我 Trust me.
就把它放在球道上 Just lay it out on the lane.
一 二 三 One, two, three and...
听听这属于爸爸的声音 Let's hear it for the father!
嘭 Boom!
-过来这 -打得好 - Get up there! - Great shot!
过来小美女才 Get out there, girl!
在费卢杰 四个黑水公司技工在他们车里 Four Blackwater operatives have been viciously attacked
遭到恶意攻击 in their cars in Fallujah.
叛乱开始后 尸体和汽车被放火焚烧 The bodies and cars were set on fire after insurgents started...
看看这 这是场灾难 Look at this! It's a disaster.
让我跟你们说说在伊拉克发生了什么 好吗 Let me tell you what's happening in Iraq, all right?
世界上每一个会思考的人在他们开始前 Exactly what every thinking person in the world
都知道接下来会发生什么 knew was gonna happen before they got started.
但布什和他周围的呆瓜狂热分子 But Bush and his little numb-nut fanatics he's got around him,
他们鸟都不鸟一眼 they don't give a rat's ass.
给我25美分 That's a quarter.
什么25美分 What's a quarter?
你说了粗话 You said A-S-S.
哦 抱歉 我的错 Oh, sorry. My bad.
但我老师说那是场正义的战争 And my teacher says it's a good war,
因为和难过抱歉比起来 国土安全更重要 because it's better to be safe than sorry.
学校就是这么教你的吗 That's what they're teaching you in school?
好吧 听我说 听你爸爸说 好吗 All right. Listen to me. Listen to your father, okay?
那是个谎言 很大的谎言 That is the lie. That's the big lie.
伊拉克和世贸中心 Iraq had nothing to do
发生的事没有一点关系 with what happened at the World Trade Center.
你知道的 是吗 You know that, right?
应该吧 I guess.
明年秋天你要投谁的票 MJ Who you gonna vote for next fall, MJ?
我不知道 I don't know.
他还不能投票 他还不到18岁 He can't vote. He's not 18.
好吧 要是可以 你会投给谁 All right, who would you vote for?
克里 Kerry?
除了布什谁都行 好吗 Anybody but Bush! Okay?
你要搬回来吗 Are you gonna move back?
呃 我还在计划当中 你知道 我要找份工作 Uh, I'm planning on it. You know, I gotta find a job.
你和妈妈会再在一起吗 Are you and Mom gonna get back together?
我不知道 I don't know.
那个 呃 不是我就能决定的 你知道吗 That's not, uh, entirely up to me, you know?
我记得我六岁的时候 I remember when I was six,
你和妈妈吵得像疯了一样 you and Mom were fighting like mad.
你吼的好大声 她就在哭 You were yelling so loud and she was crying.
你就记得这些 对吗 That's what you remember, huh?
是的 Yep--
你不记得加尔维斯敦的那趟旅行 You don't remember the trips to Galveston,
在大弯曲国家公园露营 我们玩得有多开心 camping in Big Bend, all the fun we had?
不记得 Nope.
你有对妈妈发过脾气吗 You ever get mad at your mother?
有 Yeah.
你有对你的弟弟发过脾气吗 有 You ever get mad at your brother? Yeah.
对啊 你有吼过他吗 有啊 Yeah. You ever yell at him? Oh, yeah.
但这不代表你就不爱他了 对吗 Doesn't mean you don't love him, right?
唔 Mmm...
听着 你长大后也会遇到这样的情况 好吗 Look, the same thing happens when you're grown up, all right?
你知道的 你会对别人发脾气 You know, you get mad at people.
你知道的 这不是什么大事 You know, it's not a big deal.
你在阿拉斯加做什么 What'd you do in Alaska?
我在船上工作过一段时间 呃 I worked on a boat for a while. Um...
我试着写些音乐 I tried to write some music.
你有看到北极熊吗 Did you see any polar bears?
没有 但我看到科迪亚克棕熊 No. But I saw a Kodiak bear.
那个超他妈大个啊 It was fuckin' huge!
爸爸 你说了带妈的脏话要付50美分 Dad! That's 50 cents for the F-word!
抱歉 I'm sorry.
给你 一美元 可以吗 不用找了 Here, take a dollar, all right? Keep the change.
你们以后还会经常见到我的 可以吗 You guys are gonna be seeing a lot more of me. Okay?
我走开的这段时间 一直都很想你们两个 I missed you two real bad while I was gone,
好的 我想要你们知道 okay, I want you to know that.
我只是需要点时间 你知道 I just needed to take some time, you know, to...
只是你们妈妈和我 好吗 Just your mom and me, okay...
好吧 你们妈妈 好的 没那么容易搞定 好的 Well, your mother, okay, is a piece of work, all right.
我想你们现在都懂我的 是吗 I think you know that by now, all right?
我只是 And I'm just...
我很高兴和你们两个待在一起 好吗 I'm so happy to be with the two of you, okay?
还有防撞杠的事我也很抱歉 And I'm sorry about that bumper business.
我会更好的处理那种情况 好吗 I'm gonna get better at stuff like that, okay?
我在滴水泉那里找到一个 I got that one at Dripping Springs,
我的朋友罗德尼给了我一个 and, um, my friend Rodney gave me that one.
-是吗 -还有那个是我买的 - Yeah? - And I bought that one.
-你买的这个 -是 -You bought this one? -Yeah.
-你在滴水泉找到了这个 -是啊 -You found this at Dripping Springs? -Uh-huh.
哇哦 Wow.
你还有啥 What else do you got?
还有 嗯 这些是蛇的椎骨 Well, um, these are snake vertebrae.
蛇的椎骨 太恶心了 不是吗 Snake vertebrae? That's disgusting. Huh?
梅森 我不希望你再收集蛇椎骨了 Mason, I don't want you collecting snake vertebrae anymore.
这是我寄给你的羽毛吗 Is this the feather I sent you?
是的 是啊 就是这个 Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is.
哦 爸爸 呃 我忘了给你看 呃 这些篮球照片了 Oh, Dad! Um, I forgot to show you, um, these basketball pictures.
-你参加篮球队了吗 -是啊 -You're on a basketball team? -Yeah.
哇哦 快让我看看你 Wow! Check you out!
-这些是海狸的爪子 -海狸的爪子 -These are beaver claws. -Beaver claws?
这个是我 That's me.
-不 不是 -什么 你抓海狸吗 - Yeah. No. - What, you hunting beaver?
你看 那个是麦凯尼 那个是麦格 还有那个是珍 You see, that's McKinney, that's Meg and that's Gem.
-她们是我朋友 -嗯嗯 -Those are my friends. Uh-huh.
你打什么位置 What position do you play?
呃 后卫 Um, guard.
-这是风干的加拿大草 -嗯嗯 -This is dried Canadian grass. -Uh-huh.
等下 你得过分吗 Wait, have you scored any points?
有啊 差不多每场8分10分的样子 Well, about eight or 10 a game.
每场8分10分 太棒了 Eight or 10 a game? That is awesome!
有一次 她没得到分还哭了 Once, she didn't score any and she cried!
你哭了 You cried?
-也就只哭了一下下 -哦 -Well, only a little bit. -Aw...
-有人吗 -这是石榴 -Hello! -Pomegranate.
哦 梅森 妈妈回来了 Oh, Mason, Mom's home!
妈妈回来了 Mom's home!
妈妈回来了 Mom's home.
妈妈 快看爸爸给我买的猫头鹰 Mom! Hi! Look at this owl Daddy gave me!
超酷是不是 快看 它的头可以转 Isn't it cool? See, its head spins!
还有这个手镯 是阿拉斯加的印第安人做的 And look at this bracelet. It was made by Indians in Alaska.
还有爸爸手工雕刻的灰熊还有提基神像 And Daddy made this cool hand-carved grizzly bear and this tiki.
-这是个图腾 -猜猜还有什么 - It's a totem. - And guess what else?
我们去打保龄球了 我有4次全中 We went bowling and I made four strikes!
-是的 我们还坐爸爸的车去兜风 -哇喔 -Yeah, and we got to ride around in Dad's car! -Wow.
-嘿 丽芙 -嘿 -Hey, Liv. -Hey.
我知道你让我把他们送去你妈妈那 I know you wanted me to drop them off at your mom's.
我只是觉得把他们送回家来更方便 I just thought it'd be easier if I brought 'em over here.
可不是吗 真是毫不客气的打乱了我的计划 Well, it really screwed up my plans.
我们只不过想秀一下我们的房间给他看 Well, we just wanted to show him our rooms.
是啊 Yeah.
你们两个吃饭了吗 Did you guys eat anything?
我们在打保龄球回来的路上吃了法式炸薯条 Well, we had some French fries at the bowling alley.
你们做作业了吗 Did you do your homework?
没 还没做完 No. Not yet.
好吧 我们可以到外面聊几句吗 Okay. Can I talk to you outside for a second?
可以 当然 Yeah. Sure.
他们不是只吃了法式炸薯条 They had more than French fries.
你觉得他晚上会在这过夜吗 Do you think he's gonna spend the night?
看起来不像 Doesn't look like it.
好吧 非条件反射刺激源 Okay. An unconditioned stimulus,
它能产生出不用通过学习来获得 something that produces an unlearned,
无意识的 非条件性的反射 involuntary, unconditioned response.
现在来看 在巴普洛夫的实验里 Now, in Pavlov's experiment,
他用的刺激源是什么 what was the stimulus that he used?
拜托啊同学们 周末很累吗 到底是什么 Come on now, people! Tough weekend? What's the deal here?
肉 对不对 肉 是肉酱实际上 Meat, right? Meat. Meat powder, actually.
不管是什么肉酱 它对那只狗很起作用 Whatever meat powder is, it worked on this dog.
他把肉酱放在那 Okay, he put the meat powder in there
然后它使狗产生了非条件反射 也就是 and it produced an unconditioned response in the dog, which was?
分泌唾液 是不是 Salivation! All right?
现在 谁能给我再举一个 Now, who can give me another example
我们每天都会发生的 of an unconditioned stimulus response pair
非条件反射的例子 that happens to you every day?
很可能现在就发生在你们某些人的身上 It's probably happening to some of you right now.
性爱是吗 How about sex?
当然了 你们知道的 Sure, you know,
你看到一个吸引你的异性 you see an attractive member of the opposite gender,
你会不自主的有反应 you have an automatic response.
你都不需要思考 You don't have to think about it.
米克·贾格尔还为此写过一首歌 Mick Jagger wrote a song about it.
“哦 当他们说到你的名字 "Oh, when they call your name,
我就像巴普洛夫的狗一样流着口水” I salivate like a Pavlov dog."
非常感谢 下课 Thank you very much. Class dismissed.
韦尔布劳克博士 Doctor Welbrock.
-这是我儿子梅森 -哦 -This is my son Mason. -Oh...
梅森 这位是韦尔布劳克博士 Mason, this is Dr. Welbrock.
你儿子啊 Your son.
现在知道了 我开始还以为是哪个来听我大学课程的 Now see, I thought this was a boy genius
少年天才呢 who was taking my college course.
他今天有点不舒服 我决定带着他在身边 He wasn't feeling well today, so I thought I'd bring him with me.
呃 Uh...
没发烧 这是小骗局 No fever. It's a con job.
我能看得出来 因为我就有一个九岁大的儿子 I can tell because I have a nine-year-old son,
他经常干这事 he pulls this all the time.
都是一样的 Same kind of deal.
-嘿 你踢足球吗 -不 -Hey, you play soccer? -No.
我儿子也不踢 他讨厌死足球了 他喜欢玩电脑 Neither does my boy. He hates soccer. He likes computers.
我那11岁的女儿就爱死足球了 My 11-year-old daughter loves soccer!
谁能想的到呢 Who can figure?
也许哪天你们可以一起玩 怎么样 Maybe we can get all you guys together sometime, huh?
可以啊 挺好的 Maybe, yeah.
好了 咱们要走了 Well, you ready to go?
好 Yeah.
-很高兴见到你 梅森 -我也很高兴见到你 -Nice to meet you, Mason. -Nice to meet you, too.
还有谢谢你来听我的课 And thanks for coming to my class.
奥利维亚 Olivia.
-你小孩真不错 -谢谢 -Nice kid. -Thanks.
那 你觉得 呃 So, you think, uh,
外祖母可能有空照看一下小孩吗 Grandma might be available for a little babysitting?
也许吧 Maybe.
-真的吗 -是啊 -Really? -Oh, yeah.
那太好了 Well, great.
死人死人快醒醒 Dead man, dead man, wake up!
一二三四五 你就醒来喽 One, two, three, four, five, you're alive!
-轮到我了 -孩子们 他们回来了 -My turn. -Kids, they're here!
-他们回来了 他们回来了 -快走 - They're home, they're home! - Come on!
快 快 Hurry, hurry.
欢迎蜜月归来 我们爱你们 妈妈爸爸
-嗨 -嗨 - Hi! - Hi!
哦 我们回来了 Oh! We're here!
-玩得怎么样 怎么样 -嘿 我们回归了 -How was it? How was it? -Hey! We've returned!
亲爱的 看到你太高兴了 Honey, it's so good to see you.
-嗨 爸爸 -萨曼塔 梅森 你们好 -Hi, Dad! -Samantha, Mason. Hello.
谢谢 太好了 Thank you. That's very nice.
嘿 妈妈 你好吗 Hey, Mom. How are you?
哦 妈妈 妈妈 Oh! Mom, Mom!
-他们给你添麻烦了吗 -看看我们做的标语 -They give you trouble? -Look at the sign we made.
-全都是我和萨曼塔做的 -是吗 - Samantha and I made it all ourselves. - Yeah.
我知道小伙子们肯定帮你们弄了不少 I know the boys helped you with that a lot.
没有 一点都没 No, not at all!
-做的真好 -看看这个 -好吧 给你们 - That's good. -Look at this. - Okay. There you go.
把礼物传过去 这些是给姑娘们的 Pass out the goodies. This is for the girls.
别担心 我们给你带了苦艾酒 放在 Don't worry, we got you some absinthe. It's in the...
我们倒来喝吧 Let's pour.
我们乘着这个超大的电梯上去 You take this big elevator up,
当我们到了顶层 and when we got to the top,
我们扔下了一个纸飞机 we flew a paper airplane off.
-然后怎么样了 -它飞起来了 - And what happened? - It flew!
它飞走了 飞了有几英里呢 It flew away, it went for miles.
飞到了凯旋门下面 你们知道么 Went under the Arc de Triomphe, you know.
哦 你们两个在叹息桥下拥吻了吗 Oh, did you guys kiss under the Bridge of Sighs?
是的 我们亲了 Yes. Yes, we did.
妈妈 我们可以看看你的结婚戒指吗 Mom, can we see your wedding ring?
哦 当然 Oh, sure.
我觉得
你可以做到
哇哦 Wow.
更好
专业的讲 这是花式阶梯式切割的主钻 Technically, that's a fancy step cut
周围是明亮式切割小钻 surrounded by miniature brilliant.
真希望我们也能去欧洲 I wish we could've gone to Europe.
是啊 Yeah.
下次我们一家人一起去 Yeah, we'll go as a family next time.
不过你们也没错过太多 真的 But you didn't miss much, really.
我们只是一直待在酒店房间里 We just stayed in the hotel room
玩电子游戏 the whole time playing video games.
真的 Really?
而且酒店很小很老旧 And the hotels are really small and really old.
总是吱吱作响 Squeaky.
你们还需要什么吗 Can I get you anything else?
要不要看看甜点单 Would you like to see a dessert menu?
听着 我告诉过你把它放起来 Listen, I told you to put that away.
能放到你包里吗 Would you put that in your purse, please?
总在饭桌上玩电脑游戏 Computer games at the table.
是的 呃 请再上一瓶酒 Yes, uh, please, another bottle of wine.
-嗯 可乐 -呃 知道么 - Um, Coke. - Um, you know what?
梅森 你喝水就好了 Mason, you're okay with water.
不许再喝可乐了 谢谢 No more Cokes. Thank you.
那你呢 你做完自然科学课的项目了吗 And how about you? Did you finish your science project?
暂时还没有 Not quite yet.
那 你努力做了吗 Well, did you work on it?
你有没有做成什么 或者有计划 还是 Did you build anything or plan anything or...
-有一点 -他到底做了吗 明迪 -A little. -Did he work on it at all, Mindy?
没 No.
他是不是一直都和梅森坐在那玩电子游戏 Did he sit around playing video games with Mason the whole time?
-是 -嗯 - Yeah. - Mmm.
你本应该在我回来之前就完成的 You were supposed to finish that by the time I got back.
记得吗 Remember?
嘿 Hey--
格里弗斯：《星球大战》中人物
格里弗斯是最棒的 伙计 Grievous is the best, man.
是尤达 你错了 尤达才是 伙计 Yoda! No, Yoda is, man!
尤达：《星球大战》中人物
尤达 是尤达 伙计 Yoda! Yoda, man.
他有4只手 He has four arms.
尤达 代表人物 Yoda, represent!
我讨厌伯恩斯白小姐 所有人都说她是个蕾丝边 I hate Miss Burnsby. Everybody's been saying she's lesbian.
她就是 她在追斯塔茜 She is. She hit on Stacey.
真恶心 Man, that's gross.
你们觉得是真的 Think it's true?
她总是在衣帽间那里晃悠 She's always walking in the locker room.
我觉得我还有几个 I think I still have a couple of those...
嘿 保罗 讲个笑话听听 Hey, Paul, tell us a joke.
该死的 操 去死 滚蛋 Damn. Fuck. Go to hell. Ass.
哦 把你爆头了 Oh! Blew you up.
不是吧 哥们 这样不公平 Heck, man. That was not fair.
不 其实很公平 No, actually it was.
这个 就像是 世界上最公平的事了 That's, like, the fairest thing ever.
你在哪呢 Where are you?
哦哦 又一次 把你撂倒了 Ooh, once again, I take you down.
变相怪杰？ The Mask?
三个火枪手？ Uh... Three Musketeers?
第一个词 First word.
-鸡 鸟 -鸡 鸟 - Chicken. Bird. - Chicken. Bird.
第二个词 Second word.
-胡德 大胡子 罗宾汉 -对了 -Hood. Big hair. Robin Hood! -Ah!
-喔喔 -这娃太聪明了 - Whoo! - Brilliant child!
第二个词 Second word.
毛毯 Blanket?
嘿 不能用道具的 Hey, you can't use props!
嘿 嘿 嘿 Hey, hey, hey!
暂停 裁判说话 不许用道具 不许用道具 Cut it out. Judges speak. No props. No props.
不能用道具 你不用也可以的 仔细想想 想想 Can't use props. You can do it without that. Think, think, think.
-嗯 折叠 -捆 - Um, folding. - Bunch!
收集者 折叠的 还是说像 呃 The Gathered? Folded. Is it like... Um...
-就是拿着毯子瞎弄 -弄皱 it's just messing around with a blanket. Wrinkling it...
-时间的皱纹 -褶皱 -A Wrinkle In Time! -Wrinkle.
喔喔 Whoo!
《哈利波特与混血王子》 魔幻午夜 发行仪式
阿兹卡班的护卫是什么 What are the guards of Azkaban?
摄魂怪 啊 Dementors. Ah...
第一排的 你们准备好了吗 Front of the line, are you ready?
和我一起倒数吧 女士们先生们 十 Count down with me, ladies and gentlemen. Ten!
九 八 七 Nine! Eight! Seven!
六 五 四 Six! Five! Four!
三 二 一 Three! Two! One!
9 3/4车站
出发 Let's go!
喔喔 Whoo!
谢谢 Thank you.
谢谢 Thanks.
好了 我们走吧 All right. Here we go.
哈利 波特
不 不 不对 退回去先练一下挥杆 还记得吗 No, no, no. Back up and take a practice swing first, remember?
轻轻的慢慢的 轻扫过地面 轻扫过地面 Nice and easy. Sweep the floor. Sweep the floor.
做得好 That's good.
不要挥的太用力 兰迪 Don't swing too hard, Randy.
他总是挥的太用力 He always swings too hard.
嘿 不错 非常好 Hey! All right! Very good!
再稍微往后挪一下脚 对 就那样 Back your feet up a little bit. Yeah, like that.
现在你再挥的直接一点 好 Now you're gonna hit it straighter. Okay.
好的 继续击球 做得好 All right, go up and hit it. That's good.
你更适合轻轻缓慢的挥杆 Nice slow swing is gonna be better for you.
非常好 All right!
我不知道 伙计 你一定是 I don't know, man, you must've been...
看到没 你脚张得太开了 兰迪 See, your feet are too open, Randy.
轻轻的自然的 Nice and natural.
对了 非常好 Yes! Go! All right!
来击个掌 好杆 孩子 好杆 Give me five! Good putt, son, good putt.
看到了吗 兰迪 要这么做 Did you see that, Randy? That's the way to do it!
好了 All right.
小鸟球 Birdie putt.
天杀的 狗娘养的 God damn it. Son of a bitch.
帮我拿着杆 好吗 还有球 Get my clubs, would you? Get the ball.
帝王酒行
这只是以防万一周末家里来客人 This is just in case we have guests this weekend.
他总是这么说 但是从来没有客人来过 He always says that, but we never have guests.
好酒
啤酒
玛格丽特机
萨曼塔 我好像听到你爸爸停车进来了 Samantha, I think I heard your dad pull up.
好的 All right.
你们家务做完了吗 You guys finish your chores?
还没 Not quite.
快了 Just about.
扫灰了吗 萨曼 How about the dusting, Sam?
还没做到扫灰呢 I haven't done that yet.
可是我看到你做你的艺术课项目了 Well, I saw you working on your art project.
你有时间完成你那个小艺术品 You had time to finish your little art project,
但是却没有时间做完家务吗 but you didn't have time to finish your chores?
我们不是讨论过这事吗 I thought we talked about that.
爸爸 没关系了 我可以做扫灰 Dad, it's fine, I can finish the dusting.
不 这有关系 明迪 No, it's not fine, Mindy.
你有你负责的家务 萨曼有她要负责的家务 You have your own chores to do and Sam has hers to do.
不是吗 多简单啊 Huh? It's simple.
没别的选择 萨曼 快点做吧 Poor choice there, Sam. And hurry up.
梅森 Mason!
你爸爸来了 Your dad's here.
你们干活都没记个时 是吧 You guys aren't setting any speed records, are you?
你们都干完什么了 做完一半了 嘿嘿嘿 What'd you do, get about half done? Hey, hey, hey.
你们做完了吗 So, did you finish?
没 No.
这活完成了吗 Is the job complete?
那么 明天要干什么 So, what are you gonna be doing tomorrow?
一样的 是吗 Same thing, right?
-是 -好吧 走 -Yeah. -Okay. Go.
拜拜 妈妈 Bye, Mom.
拜 宝贝 我爱你们 Bye, babe, I love you.
拜 妈妈 Bye, Mama.
拜 亲爱的 和爸爸玩的开心 Bye, honey. Have fun with your dad.
等一下 梅森 Just a minute, Mason.
男孩子们没耙完落叶 The boys didn't finish raking leaves.
萨曼塔没扫完灰 Samantha did not finish dusting.
所以明天 他们回来以后 So tomorrow, when they come home,
就不应该去游泳或者 instead of swimming and all the other
玩其它想玩的东西 little stuff that they want to do,
而是必须先做完家务 对不对 they're going to do their chores. Right?
对 Right.
好吧 小朋友们 你们听到了吗 Okay, guys, you had this conversation,
都明白了 明天的事 you understand? Tomorrow?
好了 Okay--
谢谢 我就是想让你也站在我这边 Thank you. I just wanted you to back me up on that
不然我就是唯一一个总对他们大吼大叫的人了 so I'm not the only one yelling at them all the time.
好 我站在你这边 你们听懂了 Okay, I back you up. You guys got that?
我们达成了共识 是吧 明天做家务 We all agree, everybody agrees, right? Tomorrow, chores?
他们才没听到 一个耳朵进另一个耳朵就出了 They don't hear it. Goes in one ear and out the other.
但是 爸爸 我的意思是扫灰没什么意义 But, Dad, I mean, dusting is pointless.
才不是没意义 只是你不喜欢做而已 It's not pointless, you just don't like to do it.
但是 我是想说 现在谁还会扫灰啊 But, I mean, who dusts anymore?
我让你做的时候你就得做 You do when we ask you to!
而且不许 奥利维亚 别让她在其他孩子面前 And don't... Olivia, don't let her back talk me
跟我顶嘴 行吗 谢谢 in front of the other kids, please. Thank you.
萨曼塔 别 Samantha, please.
随便了 Whatever!
拜拜 周末快乐 Bye-bye. Have a wonderful weekend.
萨曼 Sam...
好吧 拜 娃们 爱你们 Okay. Bye, guys. Love you.
抱歉 但是我以为我们谈过这事了 I'm sorry, but I thought we talked about it.
我们必须定下规矩 你也得支持我 You have to draw a line, you have to back it up.
是 但是你的规矩实在太多了 比尔 Okay. It's just you have so many lines, Bill.
什么事都定规矩 Everything's a line.
-嘿 兰迪 -嘿 - Hey, Randy! - Hey.
-拜 -拜 - Bye. - Bye.
嘿 你们两个 最近怎么样啦 Hey, you two. How you doing?
-给你一下 -哦 - Shotgun. - Ooh!
来吧 把包都给我 Here, let me get these bags here.
挺好的吗 亲爱的 You doing okay, darling?
-挺好 -是吗 -Yeah. -Yeah?
-你呢小牛仔 -挺好的 -What about you, cowboy? -Pretty good.
是吗 Yeah?
好了 出发吧 All right. Let's roll!
你们俩准备好大玩一场了吗 You guys ready for the big game?
准备好了 Yeah.
萨曼 知道今晚太空人队打谁吗 Sam, who are the Astros playing tonight?
不知道啊 I don't know.
密尔瓦基酿酒人队 知道吗 The Milwaukee Brewers, all right?
了解的越多恨得越多 Get to know 'em, get to hate 'em.
梅森 你怎么了 哈 这周过得怎么样 Mason. How you been? Huh? How was your week?
挺好的 Pretty good.
是吗 有什么新鲜事 Yeah? What you been up to?
-没什么 -没有吗 -Not much. -No?
你还和那个叫乔的小孩一块儿玩吗 You still hanging with that kid Joe?
-是 -他还是你最好的朋友吗 -Yeah. -And he's still your best friend?
是吧 我觉得 Yeah, I guess.
好吧 Okay--
你呢 你这周怎么样 How about you? How was your week?
还行 Fine.
最近在忙什么吗 What you been up to?
也没什么 Nothing, really.
你 呃 还在做那个雕刻的项目呢 You, um, still working on that sculpture project?
-是啊 快完成了 -是吗 -Yeah. Almost finished. -Yeah?
雕的是什么 What's it of?
什么也不是 Nothing.
好了 不 不 不行 All right, no, no, no.
不 这不是我们之间 No, that is not how we
应该交流的方式 明白吗 are going to talk to one another. All right?
不是 我不是那种家伙 No, I will not be that guy.
你们不许把我放在那一类人里面 行吗 You cannot put me in that category, all right?
这只是我每两周见一面的生父 "The biological father that I spend every other week with,
他开车载我的时候 买东西给我的时候 "And I make polite conversation
我就说几句客套话 "While he drives me places and buys me shit."
不对 和我交流 No! Talk to me.
萨曼塔 你这周过的怎么样 Samantha, how was your week?
呃 我不知道 爸爸 过的有点悲催 "Uh, I don't know, Dad, it was kinda tough.
比利和艾伦分手了 艾伦有点怪我 "Billy and Ellen broke up, and Ellen's kinda mad at me,
因为她看到我在咖啡厅里和比利说话了 "'cause she saw me talking to Billy in the cafeteria.
还有你记得我做的那个雕刻吗 "And you remember that sculpture I was working on,
本来雕的是个独角兽 "Well, it was a unicorn,
但是角断了 所以现在变成了一只斑马 好吗 "And the horn broke off, so now it's a zebra," Okay?
但是我觉得我还是能拿到优 "But I still think I'm gonna get an A right?
梅森 呃 你这周过得如何 Mason, uh, how was your week?
爸爸 你知道么 这周过的有点惨 "Well, Dad, you know it was kinda tough.
乔其实有点混蛋 "Joey's kind of a jerk, actually.
他偷了他妈妈的烟 "He stole some cigarettes
然后还想让我抽 from his mom and he wanted me to smoke 'em,
但是我拒绝了 因为我知道 "But I said no because I knew
你当时戒烟的时候有多痛苦 爸爸 "What a hard time you had quitting smoking, Dad."
这样说怎么了 很难吗 How 'bout that? Is that so hard?
爸 问题是你的问题都有点难回答啊 Dad, these questions are kind of hard to answer.
问你做的什么雕刻这有什么难回答的 What is so hard to answer about what sculpture are you making?
我那个是抽象的 It's abstract.
好的 好的 这样就对了 Okay. Okay, that's good.
看 我都不知道 See, I didn't know that.
我从来都不知道你喜欢抽象艺术 I didn't know you were even interested in abstract art.
我不喜欢 是他们非让我做的 I'm not. They make us do it.
但是 爸爸 那为什么全都是说我们的 But, Dad, why is it all on us, though?
你呢 你这周过的好不好 What about you? How was your week?
你都跟谁一块玩的 Who do you hang out with?
你有女朋友了吗 你最近有什么新鲜事 Do you have a girlfriend? What have you been up to?
我明白你的意思了 I see your point.
所以我们应该要自然而然地聊起来吗 So we should just let it happen more natural, right?
你是这个意思是吧 That's what you're saying?
好的 那我们就这么办 Okay, that's what we'll do.
从现在开始 Starting now.
看看这个 Check this out.
这应该是只 That would be a...
应该是只华丽猫头鹰 黑猫头鹰环蝶 That would be a Magnificent Owl. Caligo atreus.
-这只是什么 看啊 -哇喔 - What's that one? Look at this. - Whoa!
这是什么种类的 What kind is that?
-应该是只斑马长翼蝶 -对的 -That looks like a Zebra Longwing. -All right.
好酷 Cool.
这只太不可思议了 是猫头鹰那种 对吧 This one's incredible. That's the owl one, right?
是 黑猫头鹰环蝶 Yeah. Magnificent Owl.
我觉得他在你身上尿尿了 哥们 I think he went pee-pee on you, bud.
一 二 三 四 五 One, two, three, four, five.
走开 不要追我 Get away from me! Get away from me!
呦 梅斯 看着我 Yo, Mase, look at me here.
用手比一个菱形 好吗 Make a diamond with your hands, all right?
用食指和拇指 Fingers and thumbs.
手臂放轻松 Keep your hands soft.
萨曼 很好 Sam. Very nice.
你就这样抓住球 就像那样 That's how you want to catch it, just like that.
就算你正在跑动 Even when you're running,
你脑子里也要想着这个 菱形 that's what you're thinking about, that diamond.
菱形和放松的手臂 That diamond and soft hands.
就是这样 There it is.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
不 做得好 No! Yes!
别让她拿到 不 不 不 Don't let her get... No, no, no!
上啊 罗格 Let's go, Roger!
就是这样 罗格 耶 That's it, Roger! Yeah!
这家伙太不可思议了 他今年真是势不可挡 Guy's incredible. He's unhittable this year.
现在 只是要你们知道 我们正在看着的这场将会写入历史 Now, just so you know, what we're watching here is history.
你们看 看到那个家伙了吗 Now, you see this guy out here?
他今年应该是43岁了 This dude is like 43 years old,
但是他打败了那些只有他一半岁数的小年轻们 and he's striking out guys half his age.
他的投手自责分率只有1.47 你能相信吗 This guy's ERA is 1.47, all right? Can you believe that?
现在只要太空人队能 Now, if the Astros could
跑几个垒 也许就会赢了 just get a few runs, maybe we'd win a game.
爸爸 你有工作吗 Dad, do you have a job?
你为什么问我这个 Why would you ask me that?
我不知道 妈妈想知道 I don't know. Mom wanted to know,
-而我又不知道怎么回答 -妈妈想知道 -and I didn't know what the answer was. -Mom wanted to know.
好吧 你可以告诉妈妈 All right. Well, you can tell Mom
我刚刚恰巧通过了 that I just happen to have passed
第二次精算师考试 好吗 my second actuarial exam, all right?
就这么告诉她 她最近怎么样了 So, tell her that. How's she doing?
她完成学业了吗 Is she finishing school?
完成了 全都是优 Yep, all A's.
都是优 哈 有其母必有其女 是吗 All A's, huh? Like mother, like daughter, right?
他打到了 那是出 He got that! That's out...
哦 哦 Oh! Oh!
太好了 快看啊 Yeah! Look at that!
耶 Yeah!
梅森 太棒了 Mason! Yes!
喔喔 Whoo!
太棒了 Yeah!
耶 Yeah!
喔喔 Whoo!
-嘿 吉米 -嘿 萨曼塔 - Hey, Jimmy. - Hey, Samantha!
嘿 你好啊 吉米 Hey. What's up, Jimmy?
怎么样了 梅森 What's going on, Mason, man?
太空人队赢了 Astros won.
你们去看比赛了 You went to the game?
怎么了 这就我一个人有胳膊是么 What, I'm the only one with any arms around here?
都没有人拿行李 哈 Nobody else can carry anything? Huh?
帮帮你们老爸都不好吗 Help their old man out?
你看什么呢 What you watching?
哦 拜托 吉米 哥们 Oh, come on, Jimmy, man!
你知道孩子们这周末会过来的 You knew the kids were coming this weekend.
就不能稍微帮把手吗 Can't you just help me out a little bit?
我错了 小松饼 I'm sorry, muffin.
不 别叫我小松饼 好吗 Yeah, don't "Muffin" Me, all right?
别把我当做那个 Don't put me in that position.
我可不是你的托尼·兰德尔 I'm not your fuckin' Tony Randall.
爸爸 这里总是乱七八糟的 Dad, it's always a mess.
今天早上还不是这样的 好吗 It was not a mess this morning. Okay?
我修了草坪 I mowed the lawn.
哦 是吗 太好了 Oh, yeah? Great.
哦 看这个干嘛啊哥们 赶紧换台吧 Oh, come on, man! Turn this shit off.
把那个给我 Come on, give me that thing.
-你看了比赛吗 -没有 -Did you watch the game? -No.
莱恩以三分全垒打赢了比赛 Lane won it with a three-run homer.
是不是很酷 It was beautiful, wasn't it?
萨曼都快乐疯了 Sam lost her mind.
她是太空人队的铁杆粉 She's a huge Astros fan.
那当然 Sure.
周六的晚上有月食 Saturday night was a lunar eclipse
我给大家唱了一首歌 大概是这样子的 I sang 'em a song Went something like this
快睡吧 我的睡宝宝 Well, go to sleep, my weary babies
就让这歌声一直在你耳边回荡 Let the sounds roll on by
今夜的休斯顿 有父亲的摇篮曲 Tonight we're safe here in Houston
你尽管安心入睡 With this, your daddy's lullaby
你妈妈早就有了新丈夫 Your mother's got a new husband now
他看起来是个大丈夫 He seems all right
我希望他能为孩子们准备故事大餐 I wonder if he's reading them stories
并且跟他们亲吻晚安 And kissing them good night
保姆们都说很想念我 Well, babysitters say they miss me
我知道这样幻想不是很妥 I know I shouldn't hope it's true
老师说我儿子画了幅全家福 Teacher says my son paints pictures of a family
但看起来全都不幸福 All in blue
她说听到他对着窗外轻声耳语 She says she caught him whispering to the window
问爸爸会不会回家 Will Daddy please come home?
我知道可以给他打个电话 I know I could call him up
但是怕他妈妈接电话 But what if his mother answers the phone?
-你刷牙了吗 -什么 -You brush your teeth? -What?
你刷牙了吗 Did you brush your teeth?
哦 刷了 Oh, yeah. Yeah.
你打算戴着耳机入睡吗 You gonna fall asleep with those things in your head?
可能会吧 Maybe.
-最好还是不要了 好吗 -好 - Yeah, well, try not to, all right? - Okay.
-我关灯可以吗 -好 关吧 - Want me to turn off the light? - Okay. Sure.
-晚安 萨曼 -晚安 爸爸 - Good night, Sam. - Night, Dad.
-晚安 萨曼 -晚安 杰米 - Good night, Sam. - Good night, Jimmy.
今天咱们玩得很开心 是不是 Hey. That was a fun day, right?
是啊 但是对不起 Yeah, it was. Sorry.
-对不起什么 -梅森也非得在场 -Why? -That Mason had to be there, you know.
-晚安 -晚安 - Good night. - Good night.
爸爸 Dad?
世界上根本就没有 魔法这回事 是不是 There's no, like, real magic in the world, right?
什么意思 What do you mean?
就是精灵什么的 You know, like elves and stuff.
都是人们编出来的 People just made that up.
我也不知道 Oh, I don't know.
你为什么觉得精灵比其他东西有魔力呢 I mean, what makes you think that elves are any more magical
比如说鲸鱼 than something like a whale?
你知道吗 如果我跟你讲一个故事 You know what I mean? What if I told you a story about
说在浩瀚的大海下面 how underneath the ocean,
沉睡着这种大型哺乳动物 there was this giant sea mammal
他们用声纳探测其他生物 有时候心情好还会唱歌 that used sonar and sang songs
它们长的超级大 心脏都像一辆小汽车那么大 and it was so big that its heart was the size of a car
大到你可以在他们的动脉里面爬 and you could crawl through the arteries?
这样你会觉得鲸鱼很很神奇 是不是 I mean, you'd think that was pretty magical, right?
嗯 Yeah.
但是 此时此刻 But, like, right this second,
世界上是没有精灵的 是吧 there's, like, no elves in the world, right?
没有 确切的说 根本没有 No. Technically, no elves.
-爱你们呦 好了 注意安全 -再见 爸爸 -Love you, guys. All right. Be well. -See you, Dad.
祝你们这一个星期过得愉快 萨曼 下周末见 Have a great week. Sam, I'll see you next weekend?
-好吧 哦 对了 -怎么了 -All right. Oh, yeah, that's right. -What?
下星期六苏西有个生日派对 Suzy has a birthday party next Saturday.
-你得在她家过夜 -是 -A sleepover? -Yeah.
好吧 我会跟你妈说的 All right. I'll talk to your mom about it.
-再见 爸爸 -不用担心这个 好吗 -Bye, Dad. -Don't worry about it, okay?
玩得开心 照顾好自己 Have a great week. Okay. Had a great time.
爽翻啦 Oh, man.
你们怎么可能连这个都不懂 How do you guys not know how to do this?
我来给你们添加些书签 很快就可以了 图片 I'll make you some bookmarks. Just a second. Pictures...
她美得我都流口水了 Ooh. She looks nice.
兰迪 梅森 爸爸叫你们两个下楼 Randy, Mason, Dad wants you guys downstairs.
-怎么了 -你们要剪头发了 -Why? -You're getting haircuts.
这样看起来肯定好多了 This is gonna look so much better.
你会看上去像个男子汉 而不是个小姑娘 You're gonna look like a man, instead of like a little girl.
下面该剪眉毛了是吧 拜伦 You're taking the eyebrows off next, right, Byron?
梅森 我们要走了 Mason, we're leaving.
你根本就没病 You're not sick.
-再见了大家伙儿 -再见 妈妈 - Bye, guys. - Bye, Mom.
梅森哪去了 Where's Mason?
他不是很舒服 我想他不能去上学了 He doesn't feel too good. I don't think he's going to school.
根本就是假装的 He's totally faking it.
拜 Bye.
梅森 你怎么了 Mason, what's going on?
我不是很舒服 I don't feel good.
好吧 你的额头又不烫 Yeah, well, your head feels fine.
赶紧起床 So get your ass out of bed.
我载你去学校 I'm gonna drive you to school.
给你五分钟 别害到我都迟到了啊 You got five minutes, and don't make me late.
他甚至都没问问我的意见 他说剪就剪 I mean, he didn't even ask! He just cut it.
这是我的头发 It's my hair!
难怪你这么生气了 要是我我也生气 Well, no wonder you were angry. I'd be angry, too.
我现在看起来像是火星人 I look like a Martian now.
宝贝 晚点我会跟他谈这件事的 好吗 Honey, you know what? I'm gonna talk to him about it later. Okay?
我给你打电话来着 但是你没接 Yeah, I tried to call you, but you didn't answer your phone.
真是对不起 我被学校的事忙疯了 I'm so sorry. I've been so busy with school.
无论如何 头发之后会再长回来的 For what it's worth, it's hair and it will grow back.
现在我能看到你好看的大眼睛 还有你可爱的小脸蛋 And now I can see your pretty eyes and your foxy face.
我都不知道你为什么要跟他结婚 Why did you even marry him?
他就是个混蛋 He's such a jerk!
比尔也有他的好 Well, Bill has his good qualities.
人无完人 现在很好啊 我们有了一个家 You know, nobody's perfect. And now we have a family.
我们本来就有一个家 We already had a family.
我对着国旗宣誓 I pledge allegiance to the flag
誓死效忠于美国 of the United States of America...
还有美国的人民大众 ...and to the Republic for which it stands,
我们是信仰上帝的国家 one nation, under God,
虽然他并不可见 但是他带给我们自由和公义 indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
现在念得克萨斯州的誓词 Please join me in the Texas Pledge.
威严的州旗 Honor the Texas flag.
作为得克萨斯州人和一个独立的个体 I pledge allegiance to thee,
我向你说出我的承诺 Texas one and indivisible.
谢谢大家 你们可以坐下来了 Thank you. You may be seated.
好啦 All right.
同学们 All right, class, as you know,
我们最近在讲神话故事 we've been working on our mythology projects,
所以你们要写关于神话人物的论文 and you're going to be writing papers about gods and goddesses.
我在黑板上已经列出了这些神话人物 We've listed those gods and goddesses here on the board.
还有一些怪兽 We added a couple of monsters
可能有些同学会对这个感兴趣 for some of you who might be interested in that.
你们得写关于神话人物的论文 And you're going to write your essay about your god and goddess,
而且要保证面面俱到 and to make sure that you cover everything,
我们得在这里完成这个任务 let's make sure that we do all of these things right here.
首先 你得写出神话人物的名字 First of all, you need to name your god or goddess,
包括时间地点人物事情起因经过结果 and you need to include who, what, when, where, why and how.
在写论文的时候 So make sure that you cover all those things
一定要把这些都涵盖了 when you're writing your essay.
那边有上坡 There's a bump right there.
回见了 兄弟们 I'll see you later, guys.
拜 Yeah.
-妈妈 你怎么了 -怎么了 - Mom, are you okay? - What happened?
不 No.
回屋子里 走 走 回屋子里 Go in the house! Go! Go in the house! Go in the house!
你们妈妈有一点小意外 Your mother had a little accident.
她现在情绪有点失控 Now she's being dramatic.
快他妈的从地上起来 奥利维亚 看在上帝的份上 Get off the fucking floor, Olivia. For Christ's sake!
我晚餐想要喝点酒 I'm having a drink with my dinner.
还有人对此有意见吗 Anybody else have a problem with that?
嗯 Hmm?
-萨曼塔 -没意见 -Samantha? -No.
明迪 Mindy?
没意见 No.
谅你们也不敢说有 I didn't think So.
你看起来不是很喜欢我啊 是不 梅森 You don't like me much, do you, Mason?
没事 我也不喜欢我自己 That's okay. I don't like me either.
你觉得好笑吗 嗯 You think that's funny? Huh?
你他妈的觉得很好笑吗 You think that's fuckin' funny?
怎么了 你觉得你被忽视了 What's the matter, you feeling a little left out?
赶紧去弄干净了 天杀的 去扫干净 Clean it up, God damn it! Clean it up.
-比尔 -快去扫干净 该死的 -Bill! -Clean it up, God damn it!
我讨厌软饮料 I hate squash!
小珍珠 Pearl.
我会给你钱的 I'm gonna pay you.
现在我在打三份工 I'm working three jobs right now.
你到底还要看多少次 梅森 How many times can you watch that, Mason?
-很有趣啊 -我在做司机 -It's funny. -I'm driving a cab.
我现在和朋友在家里面做简历 I'm inside with my buddy right now just going over my resume
你知道吗 你需要放松一下 Okay, you know what? You need to relax.
为什么你这么急着要钱 Look, why do you need your money so fast? Come on.
-他之前有发过这么大的脾气吗 -没有 - Has he ever gotten this bad before? - No.
但是他经常大喊大叫 But he's yelled a lot.
是啊 但是他没有乱砸东西 Yeah, but he hasn't thrown and broken stuff.
好吧 你喝醉了 我知道 Yeah. You're drunk. I knew it.
你真的醉了 You're already drunk.
把你们的手机给我 Give me your cell phones.
没人和她通过电话 是不是 So nobody talked to her, huh?
梅森 Mason?
没有 No.
-明迪 -没有 -Mindy? -No.
我相信你 I believe you.
萨曼塔 Samantha?
没有 No.
我没和她说过话 她只留了条语音信息而已 I didn't talk to her. She left a message.
她说了什么 What'd she say?
没说什么 Nothing much.
她说了什么 What did she say?
她说马上就会回来的 She said she'd be back later.
就这样 我会很快回来 就没了 And that's all, "I'll be back later," Click?
她说 呆在房间里 我马上就回来 She said, "Stay in your rooms. I'll be back later."
我要回来了 呆在房间里 就这样 I'll be back later, stay in your rooms. And that's all? Hmm?
是 Yeah.
她在哪 Where is she?
我不知道 她在哪 I don't know. Where is she?
她没说 She didn't say!
好吧 你们都给我到车里去 All right. Everybody, get in the car.
快点 到车里去 Hurry up! Get in the car!
还是没用 It's still not working.
妈蛋 Oh, bullshit.
她把钱全拿光了 She took it all.
好吧 兰迪 那这个去兑现 All right, Randy, go cash this.
跟他们说我身体不舒服还是怎么的 我不管你怎么说 Tell them I'm not feeling well or something. I don't know.
梅森 你和他一起去 Mason, go with him.
给你们 这是我的身份证 Here. There's my ID.
下午好 有什么可以帮到你们的 Hi, good afternoon, fellas. What can I do for you today?
这是什么 Now what's this?
看不出来 Can't read this.
嘿 Hey!
这个人不是你 这是谁 This isn't you! Who is this?
是我们的爸爸 It's our dad.
他身体不舒服 He's not feeling well.
哦 嘿 看到了 好吧 Oh! Hey! Yeah, I know him. Okay, here we go.
五百块 Five hundred bucks.
一 二 三 四 One, two, three, four...
五百块 对吧 Five hundred bucks. All right?
记得带走你爸的身份证 Don't forget your dad's ID.
好好照顾他 你们只有一个爸爸 Now take care of your dad now, son. You only got the one.
该死的 Damn it.
快闪开 Get outta the way. Jesus Christ.
老天 God...
都给我冷静点 Calm down!
萨曼塔 梅森 Samantha! Mason!
萨曼塔 Samantha!
你到底去哪了 Where the hell have you been?
我要离开你 比尔 我们要搬出去 I'm leaving you, Bill. We're moving out.
我可不信 I doubt that.
萨曼塔 梅森 快下来 Samantha, Mason! Come down!
不 不 不行 哦 这是谁 No, mmm-mmm, don't think so. Oh, who's this?
-我来这可不是为了你 -真的吗 - I'm not here for you! - Oh, really?
我知道了 你是来保护我老婆不被我伤害的 Oh, I know, you're here to protect my wife from me.
-好吧 十分感谢 -你退后 -Well, thank you so much, you two. -Okay, stay back!
你们怎么不进来 进来啊 Why don't you come inside here? Huh? Come inside here.
你们想去哪 Where the hell are you going?
给我滚上楼去 你们哪都不许去 Get your ass upstairs! You're not going anywhere.
住嘴 快出来 Stop! Come on!
你们想去哪 快上楼去 Where the hell do you think you're going? Get upstairs!
任何人都不能走 该死 What the hell... Nobody's going anywhere, God damn it!
-我不会让你走的 -住手 -No, God damn it! -Stop it.
别碰我的孩子 Don't touch my kids!
好吧 带他们走 快走 All right, take 'em. Go on, go on.
-别碰他们 -快带他们走 - Don't touch them! - Take 'em.
-快走 赶紧走 -快上车 -Take 'em then, just take 'em! -Get in the car.
滚 Go!
滚上楼去 奥利维亚 Get upstairs! Olivia!
安全带 系上安全带 Seat belts! Put your seat belts on.
我们是要去哪 Where are we going?
我们要去卡罗尔家里住一阵子 We're going to stay with Carol and her family for a while.
别回头 Don't look back.
没事的 It's gonna be okay.
我们都知道 And we see that
我们会相聚在一起 We're all in this together
我们会手牵着手 And it shows When we stand hand in hand
嘿 李 梅森 你们休息的时候 Hey, Lee and Mason. Guys, when you want
这些零食可以吃 to take a break, here's a snack.
发生了什么 ...going on...
家里有野猫 大家都大声的说 Wildcats in the house Everybody say it loud
到处都是野猫 Wildcats everywhere
举起你的双手 Wave your hands up in the air
艾比 过来帮我一下 Abby, why don't you come and help me with this?
为什么兰迪和明迪不和我们一起走呢 Why couldn't Randy and Mindy come with us?
我不是他们的法定监护人 I'm not their legal guardian, honey.
带走他们相当于绑架 我不能 That would be kidnapping. I can't just...
他们会怎么样 What's gonna happen to them?
他们的法定监护人现在随时会爆发 还有施虐倾向 该怎么办 What happens when their legal guardian is dangerous and abusive?
我也不知道 亲爱的 I don't know, honey.
我打给了他们的妈妈 打给了儿童保护机构 I called their mom. I called the Child Protective Services.
我只能带走你和你弟 I have you and your brother.
当时情况很危险 We are in a dangerous situation.
我有责任保护你们安全 You're my responsibility.
我们以后会再见到他们吗 Are we ever gonna see them again?
我不知道 I don't know.
希望能吧 I hope so.
我们还得在这里呆多久 How much longer are we gonna be here?
不会很久 我们 Not long. We're...
我不 I don't...
我不知道 我也不知道 I don't know. I don't have the answer, baby.
听我说 Listen.
你们想待多久待多久 我们都很欢迎 We are happy to have you here as long as you want.
需要多久待多久 As long as you need.
-我们也很开心 是不是 -恩啊 -This is fun for us, isn't it? -Mmm-hmm.
就像是有了个大姐姐 Yeah, it's like having a big sister?
还有大哥哥 Like having a brother.
我们会帮忙干活的 We're gonna help out, right?
尽量不打扰你们 You're not even gonna know we're here.
没事 Okay.
妈妈 这太糟糕了 Mom, this is awful.
你把我扔在这样子随便一个学校 You're dumping me in some parking lot of this school
我甚至连一个人都不认识 where I don't even know anyone!
我离开了我的朋友 都没机会说再见 I'm leaving all my friends, and I didn't even get to say goodbye!
我都不知道该去哪 I don't know where to go!
萨曼塔 就穿过那扇门 Samantha, you go right through that door.
你就可以看到办公室了 他们都在等你 The office is right there. They're expecting you.
他们会给你课表 They're gonna give you your schedule.
这是你的午饭钱 Here's your lunch money.
我下午三点半会来这接你 I will pick you up right here at 3:30.
我穿的衣服都是没洗的 I'm wearing dirty clothes
因为你连让我们收拾东西的时间都没给 because you wouldn't even let us get our stuff!
我们甚至无家可归 We don't even have a place to live!
一切都糟透了 This sucks!
萨曼塔 我已经尽力了 Samantha, I'm doing the best I can!
你说的对 这一切糟透了 And you're right, it sucks!
但是跟被一个醉鬼按着你的头往墙上撞 But it doesn't suck half as much as having a drunk fool
比起来这都没有一半糟糕 slam your head against a wall!
所以给我改了这破态度 So cut your horseshit attitude!
系上安全带 Put your seat belt on!
如果你要帮忙的话 来112室找我 You know, if you need anything, I'm in Room 112, right?
好了 Okay--
这是达比老师的教室 This is Mrs. Darby's room.
宝贝 一切都会好起来的 Oh, honey, it's gonna be okay.
妈 Mom.
你看了吗 Dude, did you see that?
那个演唱会遭透了 That concert was awful.
我是说 当他把键盘 Hook, I mean, when he
狠狠撞向麦克风 smashed that board against that microphone...
-你就是梅森 -是 - Are you Mason? - Yeah.
我是达比老师 很高兴见到你 Hi, I'm Mrs. Darby. I'm glad to meet you.
你过来坐这里吧 Why don't you sit here?
肯尼 坐好 Kenny! Off.
好的 老师 Yes, ma'am.
肯尼 这是梅森 Kenny, this is Mason,
今天你带他到处逛逛 好吗 and I want you to show him around today, okay?
知道了 Got it.
嘿 兄弟 欢迎来到垃圾堆 Hey, dude. Welcome to the suck.
大家都听着 Everybody, listen up!
今天我们有新同学加入 We have a new student joining us today.
他叫梅森 坐在后面一排 His name is Mason, he's sitting in the back row.
肯尼会成为他的朋友 但是我希望 Kenny's going to be his buddy, but I want each one of you
你们每个人都能去向他自我介绍 to take the time today to introduce yourselves
还有欢迎他来到新学校 好吗 and welcome him to school. Okay?
好了 我们就开始上课 All right? Let's get started.
怎么了 What?
你好 Oh, hi.
我能把奥巴马标志插在你家院子里吗 Can I put an Obama sign in your yard?
我看起来像是支持他的吗 Do I look like a Barack Hussein Obama supporter?
不行 No.
这是私人领地 你快走开 This is private property. Get off.
我可以拿枪射你 I could shoot you!
真是老混蛋 What a dick.
（注：联盟国是指美国南北战争时期宣布独立的南部联邦，维护奴隶制度。）
他家里有联盟国国旗 He had a Confederate flag on his house.
我太喜欢这个了 I love it.
年轻的奥巴马支持者在到处宣传 真是太好了 Young Obama supporters out on the trail, this is great!
是学校要求你们做的吗 Are you doing this through your school?
我们老爸很支持他 Um, our dad's a big supporter.
太好了 Oh, that's great.
我们就应该万众一心支持他赢得选举 是不是 I mean, we have just got to pull together to get this win, right?
是啊 Yeah.
我真的是太喜欢他了 Ah, I just love him so much!
我甚至还梦见过和他接吻 I have these dreams where I'm just kissing him,
因为我太爱他了 'cause I just love him so much!
他好可爱 你觉不觉得 He's so cute, isn't he?
是啊 Yeah.
我给孩子们做了T恤 You know, I made these T-shirts for my kids.
上面写着 我妈妈支持奥巴马 "My Mama's For Obama."
-你喜欢吗 -喜欢 - Do you like it? - Yeah.
-好棒 是不是 -是啊 - It's good, right? - Yeah.
-谢谢你们的标语 -不客气 - Thanks for the sign! - No problem.
哇 看起来还不赖嘛 All right! Looks good!
你们还剩下多少 两个 How many you got left, two?
好吧 我们收工啦 我们得赶紧走 All right, all right, we're done. Let's get out of here.
快点 萨曼 Come on, Sam.
去把那个麦凯恩的标志拔出来 Go get that McCain sign, would you?
什么 把那个拔出来 快去拔出来 快点 What? Get the McCain sign. Go rip it up, come on.
快 快 Get it, get it, get it, go, go, go!
做得好 为你骄傲 Good job, good job. Proud of you, son.
你们会害我们被抓的 You guys are gonna get us arrested.
我很爱国的好吗 Look, I'm a patriot, all right?
只是人生中有时候需要反抗而已 And sometimes in this life you gotta fight.
你去参加派对都在干些什么 And what is it that you do at these parties?
我也不知道 聊天 跳舞 听音乐什么的 I don't know. Talk, dance, listen to music.
这样比跟你爸还有你弟去野营 Uh-huh. And that's more fun to you than going camping
还有趣吗 我们那么爱你 with your brother and your father who love you.
是的 抱歉哦 Yes. Sorry.
好吧 会喝酒吗 Wow. Is there gonna be alcohol there?
应该没有吧 Probably not.
可能有些高年级的会喝 Maybe some of the seniors. Mmm-hmm.
我知道派对是什么样子的 I know what this party is.
父母都不在家 The parents are out of town, right?
每个人都在吹啤酒 Somebody's scored a keg, right?
你们就尽情享乐 然后把房子弄的跟垃圾堆一样 You guys are gonna have a good time, trash the whole house.
-是不是 我说的对不对 -不对 -Right? Am I right? -No.
不 爸爸 艾米很有责任心的 No, Dad. Amy's really responsible.
好吧 Mmm-hmm.
有谁会去 Who's gonna be there?
玛丽 克里斯汀 艾米 大家都去 Marie, Christine, Amy. Everyone.
你脸书主页上的那个人也会去吗 Is that guy on your Facebook page, is he gonna be there?
谁 Who?
别装了 那个家伙都用手搂着你了 Come on, the guy that's got his arm wrapped around you,
刘海遮住眼睛的那个啊 with his hair over his eyes.
加勒特 Garret?
加勒特 他叫加勒特 好吧 Garret. Is that his name? All right.
加勒特会去吗 Is Garret gonna be there?
可能会吧 Probably.
可能 你看到了吧 Probably. Uh-huh. You see?
我在她脸书上知道的 I learn more about her from her Facebook page
都比我跟她谈话知道的多 than I do from our scintillating conversation.
他是你男朋友吗 Is he your boyfriend?
算是吧 Kind of.
你见过他真人吗 他来过家里吗 Have you met him? Has he been around the house?
来过几次 Sometimes.
来过几次 几次 Sometimes? Zzz?
你有男朋友了 You have a boyfriend!
哇哦 Wow.
你知道萨拉·佩林吗 Have you heard of Sarah Palin?
知道 Yes.
你知道她十七岁的 What's the one thing you know about
女儿发生什么事了吗 Sarah Palin's 17-year-old daughter?
-她怀孕了 -对 -She's pregnant? -That's right.
还有 你十七岁之后几年都不能 And what is the one thing that you are not going to be
做的事情是什么 in a couple of years when you turn 17?
-怀孕 -正确 -Pregnant? -That's right!
好了 现在有两个办法可以避免你怀孕 All right, now, what are the two ways
你知道是什么吗 that you can achieve that goal?
一是 First is
不发生性关系 对不对 not have any sex, okay?
这是第一种方法 好不 不要发生关系 That's the first way, okay? Just not engage in that.
像我和你妈这方面做得就不好 That did not work out very well for your mother and me.
那第二种方法是什么 And what's the second way?
你去哪 上厕所 Where you going? Bathroom.
上什么厕所 You don't have to go to the bathroom.
给我坐下 梅森 快坐下 Sit down, Mason, just sit down.
第二种方法是什么 What's the second way?
嗯哼 Huh?
你们妈妈和你们谈过这些事吗 Has your mother talked to you guys about this stuff?
没有 爸 No, Dad!
没有吗 不是吧 她有没有跟你们说过 No, come on, has she talked to you about
避孕措施 contraception?
嗯哼 Huh?
比如 她说过 避孕套吗 What, has she... Condoms?
她说过吗 别说了 爸 求你了别说了 She talked about that? No, Dad, please, stop.
什么 What?
加勒特有避孕套吗 我的天 Does Garret have a condom? Oh, God!
老爸 怎么了 别这样 Dad! What? Come on.
萨曼 我们必须过这个坎儿 好吗 Sam, we have to be able to talk about this, all right?
必须得谈 我们能做到的 能做到的 Come on, we do. We can do it, we can do it.
你想想我说的话 好吗 Just stay with me here, all right?
我知道这对你来说很难 对我也不轻松 严肃一点 好吗 It's as hard for me as it is for you. But seriously, all right?
有天我读到一篇文章上面说 I read an article in the paper the other day that said
虽然美国青年并不算是最性活跃的 that although US teenagers are not the most sexually active,
但我们的青少年怀孕率是最高的 知道吗 we have the highest rate of teenage pregnancy, okay?
嘿 Hey--
嘿 泰蜜 你好啊 你好啊 Oh, hey, Tammy, how you doing? What's going on?
很高兴见到你 Nice to see you.
见到你也很高兴 Oh, yeah, good to see you. Yeah.
呃 泰蜜 这是我女儿萨曼塔 嘿 Um, Tammy, this is my daughter Samantha. Hey.
这是 呃 弟弟梅森 And this is, uh, Mason Junior right here.
-梅森 -泰蜜 - Mason Junior. - Tammy.
打个招呼吧 嗨 Say hi. Hi.
嗨 梅森 很高兴认识你 我可是听过不少关于你们的事儿 Hi, Mason, nice to meet you. Heard a lot about you guys.
你在这儿干嘛呢 What're you doing here?
来和朋友聚一聚 I'm just here with some friends.
哦 哇哦 Oh, wow. Yeah.
那你们在这儿干嘛呢 What are you guys up to?
额 我们要去露营 Um, we're going camping.
唉不是 这位就不去露营了 Well,no, this one is not going camping.
这位要去派对嗨皮 This one is going to a party.
哦 有意思 Oh, fun.
但我们男人们 就要去露营啦 But we, the men, are going camping.
男子汉们去露营 The boys are going camping.
好吧 挺好的 All right, very nice.
好吧 那明天计划不变吧 嗯嗯嗯 肯定的 Well, uh, we still on for tomorrow? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
我七点把他送到那儿 然后给你打电话 No, I'll drop him off at 7:00 and then I'll just call you.
好的 Okay. Right?
好 见到你们真的很高兴 Great. It was really nice meeting you both.
保重 Take care.
再见了 再见 Talk to you soon. Bye. I'll see you. I'll see you.
别这样看着我 好不 Don't look at me like that, all right?
听着 我们先把刚才的事儿说完 好吗 Look, just to finish the point, okay?
当你妈妈怀上你的时候 我们都才23岁 I was 23 when your mom had you, all right? So was she.
好吧 我们在做父母方面 All right, and we didn't put ourselves
确实有很多欠缺 in the best position to be great parents.
我希望 And I wish that...
我多么希望我当时能表现得好一点 懂吗 I wish I were a better parent to you guys, all right?
我希望你们能从我身上汲取教训 好吗 And I hope that you can learn from my mistakes, okay?
嗯 所以记得戴套 好吗 哦 All right. So wear a condom, okay? Oh!
或者让加勒特 Or get Garret to...
我也不知道 总之要采取措施 I don't know, whatever.
听听这首歌 Listen to this song, all right?
我试着让自己忙碌起来 I try to stay busy
很直白 这首歌的歌词 Just straight-up... The lyrics in this,
都是那种直白的老民谣风格 straight-up old-school country song.
我洗碗 我割草 I do the dishes I mow the lawn
你听听 Listen to the production of this.
感觉是出自艾比路那张专辑的 Production's like Abbey Road or something.
即使我知道你不会回来了 Even though I know You're not coming home
是啊 他的老婆已经离他而去 You know, his old woman's gone.
特别直白 一点也不花哨 Straight-up. Nothing fancy.
我努力让房间整洁干净 I try to keep the house nice and neat
我换了床单进行了整理 Make my bed I change the sheets
我甚至学会了用洗碗机 I even learned how to use the washing machine
但即使我收拾得再整洁也无补于事 Keeping things clean Doesn't change anything
我觉得她快拿到硕士学位了 Yeah, I think she's about to get her master's degree.
那然后她就开始去应聘教师吗 Well, then she's gonna start applying for teaching jobs?
我觉得她已经开始了 I think she already has.
是吗 在哪 Really? Where?
到处都去找机会 All over.
整个德州的找吗 是啊 All over Texas? Yeah.
好吧 如果你们必须得搬家 那就搬 Well, if you gotta move, you gotta move,
知道吗 没什么大不了的 you know? It's no big deal.
我们能解决的 我还是能隔个周末就来看你们 We can handle that. I'll still come get you every other weekend.
除非她再搬500里远 I mean, unless she moves 500 miles away or something,
也就多开会儿车的事儿 it'll just be a little bit more car time.
没什么大不了的 No big deal.
我只是有点讨厌搬家了 I'm just kind of sick of moving.
猜你也是 Well, I bet you are.
但是你得知道 未来谁都不知道 But, you know, you never know.
我也有可能搬家是不是 I might have to move. Right?
我现在工作的这家保险公司 I'm working for this insurance company now.
老是买地方卖地方的 These places get bought and sold all the time.
我们都跟着跑 You know, we'll just roll with it.
我还以为你是个音乐家 I thought you were a musician.
我是啊 I am,
但生活是需要物质基础的 懂吗 but life is expensive, you know?
男人就应该负起责任 Guy's got to be responsible.
你觉得呢 What do you think?
嘿 嘿 Hey! Hey!
臭小子 Oh. You!
死小子 没大没小的 Punk kid! You got no respect!
你认识保龄球场那个红头发女孩儿吗 You know that redhead at the bowling alley?
当然 怎么了 Sure. What about her?
你很了解她吗 Do you know her well?
呃 只是一起玩过一段时间 Uh, you know, we've hung out a little bit.
她是你女朋友吗 Is she your girlfriend?
什么意思 How do you mean?
就是说 你亲过她吗 Like, have you kissed her?
额 Um...
嗯 嗯 我亲过 Yeah. Yeah, I've kissed her.
你呢 你有女朋友吗 What about you? Have you got a girlfriend?
也算有吧 Sort of.
真的吗 Really?
那你 呃 亲过她吗 Have you, uh, kissed her?
还没有 Not really.
是吗 那你们都做了些什么 Yeah? What have you done?
额 我们煲电话粥 Well, we talked on the phone.
不错嘛 0h. Yeah!
电话打得怎样 How did that go?
糟透了 Pretty terrible.
为什么 Why?
这个嘛 我们在学校的时候有很多事可以谈 Well, when we're at school, we got plenty to talk about,
但当我们单独相处 或者是打电话的时候 but when we're alone or on the phone,
就觉得我们之间没什么共同语言了 it's like we have nothing in common.
一点共同语言都没有吗 Nothing?
她不喜欢音乐 不喜欢电玩 She's not interested in music or video games or...
像今年夏天最好的三部电影这事儿吧 嗯 Three best movies this summer. Right.
热带惊魂 暗黑骑士和菠萝特快 Tropic Thunder, Dark Knight and Pineapple Express.
她怎么说 她说这些电影弱爆了 Yeah, what about 'em? She said they all sucked.
那她喜欢什么 Okay, what's she interested in?
不知道 I don't know.
难道要我和她的一堆傻妹子朋友一起去逛商场吗 Going to the mall with her stupid friends?
那她长得可爱吗 这块路注意一点 Well, is she cute? Watch your step there.
可爱 是吗 好吧 Yeah. Yeah? All right.
好吧 你就这么做 Well, here's what you do, all right?
首先 你得问她很多问题 First off, you gotta ask her a lot of questions.
然后你得倾听她的回答 Then you have to listen to the answers, all right?
不是敷衍了事 而是认真听 懂吗 Actually be interested in her, all right?
如果你能这样做 If you can do those things,
就能完爆追她的其他小破孩儿 you're gonna be light years ahead of all the other guys.
这绝对是我这辈子烤得最好的棉花糖了 Okay. This is the best s'more I ever made in my life, all right?
绝对是顶级的 你看 是啊 This is absolute peak. Look at this. Yeah. Yeah.
烤成甜蜜棕 又没烤焦 Honey brown, no burn.
你快看 Look at that, huh?
完全可以拿去卖了 Sell that in the store. Mmm.
都可以打广告了 That's like advertisement worthy. Mmm-hmm.
绝对的可以打广告的好质量 Advertisement quality.
没错 Yeah.
嗯 Mmm.
你觉得星球大战还会有续集吗 You think they ever will make another Star Wars?
不知道 但我觉得如果他们要做续集的话 I don't know. I think if they were gonna make another one,
他们的游戏设定 that the period where this game is set
就是续集的方向 is where it would have to be,
因为后面真没什么好拍的了 'cause there's nothing after, really.
是啊 绝地大反攻就算是完结了 没什么好 Yeah. No, Return of the Jedi, it's over. There's nothing...
对 没什么好拍的了 Yeah, there's nothing else to do there.
你会让汉·索罗会变成西斯尊主么 You gonna turn Han Solo into a Sith Lord?
是啊 你会想怎么拍 Yeah. What are you gonna do? Right.
早上好 好 Good morning. Morning.
你要嘘嘘吗 You gotta pee?
嗯 Sure. Mmm-hmm.
嘘在篝火上 Hit the campfire.
这是土著印第安人的传统 Ancient Native American custom.
你把从大地中汲取的东西归还大地 You're gonna give back to the Earth what you take from it,
而且这样还能预防森林火灾 and you don't burn the forest down.
到了 祝一天愉快 Okay, guys, have a good day!
梅森 别忘了我今天会上课到很晚 Mason, don't forget, I have to teach late today.
萨曼会来接你 对吗 萨曼 好 Sam's gonna pick you up. Right, Sam? Yeah.
好吧 再见 All right. Okay. Bye, guys.
再见 See you.
嘿 Hey.
我那天跟你说的就是她了 That's what I was talking to you about.
那祝你好运了 Yeah. Good luck with that.
拜啦 哥们 See you, man.
别撞我 小婊砸 Don't bump into me! Little bitch!
我没有 I didn't!
你的意思是我在冤枉你吗 You calling me a liar?
不是 No.
别装得一副不得了的样子 傻屌 Don't act like you're tough shit, motherfucker.
我们小帅哥今天的发型不太好啊 I don't think pretty boy's hair's good enough.
别碰我 你这根竹竿子 Don't touch me, faggot!
你就是个傻逼 You're a fuckin' asshole.
嘿 梅森 Hey, Mason!
嘿 吉尔 Hey, Jill.
你要去哪儿 So, where're you going?
去大学那边 Over to the college.
去那儿干嘛 What's going on there?
我妈妈在那里教书 My mom's a teacher.
哦 不错嘛 她教什么 Oh, cool. What does she teach?
心理学吧 Psychology, I think.
你呢 What're you up to?
哦 我妈妈开了家针功夫 Oh, my mom owns Needleworks.
就是那边那间手工艺术店 The arts and crafts store over there.
我只是到处逛逛 So I'm just kinda hangin' out.
但我待会儿得去医院了 But I'm supposed to be going to the hospital soon.
为什么 How come?
你认识寇特妮吗 You know Courtney?
那个染黑发戴鼻环 Girl with the dyed black hair and the nose ring?
每天都穿露脐装的女孩儿 Wears Hot Topic every day?
应该认识吧 I think so.
我们小时候是最好的朋友 We used to be best friends growing up,
但长大了也就疏远了 but we've kind of grown apart.
她迷上了情绪摇滚 觉得我已经是个过去式了 She sorta got all emo, she thinks I'm a prep,
但我还是把她当朋友 but I still consider her a friend.
哎总之就是 她割腕了 Anyway, she cut one of her wrists.
也不知道严不严重 我应该去看看 I don't know how bad, but I think I should go visit.
你读的什么 So what're you reading?
额 冠军的早餐 库尔特·冯内古特写的 Uh, it's Breakfast of Champions. Kurt Vonnegut.
我哥哥很喜欢他 I think my older brother likes him.
我现在在读 杀死一只知更鸟 第三遍了 I'm reading To Kill a Mockingbird for the third time.
我的朋友们都取笑我 My friends make fun of me.
我可能是咱们学校唯一一个 I think I'm the only girl in the whole school
不看暮光系列图书的女生了 who doesn't like the Twilight books.
你看过吗 Have you read 'em?
当然没 Sure haven't.
我试着看了一下 I tried,
实在是俗不可耐 but it was so cheesy!
那你觉得圣马科斯怎么样 So, how do you like San Marcos?
还行吧 I like it all right.
比休斯顿小很多 但还是挺好的 It's a lot smaller than Houston, but it seems pretty cool.
你一直都住在这里吗 Have you always lived here?
是的 Yeah.
如果你想去附近的大城市的话 If you want the big city around here,
你得开车去圣安东尼奥或者奥斯汀市 you have to drive to San Antonio or Austin.
你去过吗 Have you been there yet?
我在圣安东尼奥待过一天 I went to San Antonio for a day,
但还没去过奥斯汀市 but I haven't been to Austin yet.
所有的高中学生周末都会去那些地方 That's where all the high school kids go
看表演什么的 on weekends for shows and stuff.
我也听说了 That's what I've heard.
那下周你要去珊娜的聚会吗 So, are you going to Shauna's party next weekend?
我听说了 但不确定去不去 Um, I think I heard about it. I'm not really sure, though.
去吧 Well, you should!
为什么 Why's that?
是这样的 李安妮暗恋你呢 Well, LeeAnne has a big crush on you,
我知道她肯定很希望你能去 and I know she was hoping you would go.
你没女朋友吧 You don't have a girlfriend, do you?
目前还没有 Not currently.
那你就该去 Well then, you should come.
我去告诉蔡斯 让你去 I'll tell Chase to make sure you're there.
好吧 Okay--
但千万别告诉李安妮是我说的 她会杀了我 But don't tell LeeAnne I told you that. She'd kill me.
好的 I won't.
那我先走了 Well, I better get going.
再见 拜 See you later. Bye.
他的认知学理论 他对孤儿的采访 His cognitive theories, his interviews with orphans,
和行为学理论家的研究成果 ethology theorists' work,
然后他的理论在 and then he in turn
哈里·哈洛的恒河猴研究中得到了证实 was supported strongly by Harry Harlow's rhesus monkey study.
同学们 你们想一想 Now, you guys, you gotta think,
当时是十九世纪五十年代 这太激进了 this is the 1950s, this was radical!
它打了传统学习理论 也就是B.F.斯金纳的 This flew in the face of traditional learning theory,
经典理论和工具性条件作用一记响亮的耳光 of B.F. Skinner's classical and instrumental conditioning.
然后 鲍尔比提出 Now, Bowlby's gonna argue that
人类的绵延取决于我们懂得爱 human survival depends on us falling in love.
取决于我爱我的妈妈 It depends on me falling in love with my mother
我的妈妈也爱我 and my mother falling in love with me.
如果没有了这些爱 And if that doesn't happen,
我们基本就玩完儿了 we're pretty much doomed.
现在大家想一想 Now think about it.
老虎把她的整个族人都从山洞里追了出来 A tiger chases her tribe out of a cave
然后 伟大的母亲站了出来 Now, an ideal mother goes,
我的孩子 我爱你 我要保护你 "My baby! I love you, I'll protect you!"
或者是 这个嘛 我为什么要带上你 Or, "Well, you, why am I gonna pick you up?
你就是拖油瓶 You're gonna slow me down.
给老虎当午餐去吧 "You are tiger kibble!"
那么我们下周将会学习 So, next week, we are gonna get into
鲍尔比依恋理论的四个阶段 Bowlby's four stages of attachment.
哦 哦 呃 道格拉斯教授和我 Oh, oh... Uh, Professor Douglas and I...
你们中的一些也上埃琳娜的课 Some of you might have classes with Elena.
我和她要在我家 She and I are hosting a
举办一个小型的感恩节前夕聚会 little pre-Thanksgiving get-together at my place,
如果你们想来的话 就过来看看吧 so if anyone wants to come, please stop by.
我厨艺一般般哦 I'm not the greatest cook.
谢谢 Thanks.
萨曼塔 Samantha!
你为什么没有去接你弟弟 Why the hell didn't you
你说过要去的 pick up your brother like you said you would?
好了 妈妈 我知道你想说什么 Okay. Mom... Morn, I know what you're gonna say.
她本来就晚了 我们也没法儿掉头 She was running late and we couldn't turn around.
不 别找借口 No, no! No excuses!
食言是底线好吗 你打破了这个底线 The bottom line is you didn't do what you said you were gonna do!
你就把你弟扔那儿了 You stranded your brother!
叫我朋友掉头挺尴尬的 It's embarrassing to ask my friend to turn around
特别是去接一个中学的小屁孩儿 and go get some kid at the middle school.
小屁孩是什么意思 他是你弟弟 What do you mean "Some kid"? He's your brother!
懂吗 我们以前也去接过珍妮 And you know what? We've helped Janey out before.
就在旁边住 没什么大不了的 She lives right around the corner. It's no big deal.
不好意思 Sorry.
听我说 萨曼塔 You know what, Samantha?
你得好好想想你到底想做一个怎样的人了 You need to start thinking long and hard about who you wanna be.
是做一个乐于助人的 Do you wanna be a cooperative person
有同情心的人 who's compassionate and helps people out...
或者是一个以自我为中心的自恋狂 ...or do you wanna be a self-centered narcissist?
知道我 说对了 我就是那种人 You know what? You're right. I am this horrible person.
但说实话 他又不是个小婴儿 But, honestly, he's not a baby anymore.
你没必要这样对他 You don't have to treat him like one.
他都上八年级了 He's in eighth grade,
只要他想 哪有找不到路回家的 and he can find his way home if he wants to.
知道不 You know what?
加比离开后 我得和你好好谈一谈 When Gabi leaves, you and me are gonna have a chat.
囧死了 Awkward.
简直弱爆了 Dude, that sucks.
嘿 怎么了 Hey, man, what's up?
嘿 我们今晚要去露营 Hey. We're going camping tonight.
你要去吗 You in?
呃 都有谁要去 Uh. Who's going?
我哥哥 我哥哥的朋友 托尼可能也会去 My brother, one of his friends, and Tony maybe.
好 我去问问我妈 Yeah, let me check with my mom.
妈 我今晚能和蔡斯去露营吗 Mom, can I go camping with Chase tonight?
露营 在哪儿 Camping? Where?
额 在他正在装修的家里 Uh, at that house that his family's building.
都快装完了 It's pretty much finished.
那有大人在吗 Well, will any adults be there?
他哥哥都高三了 His brother's a senior.
你带手机了吗 嗯 You have your cell phone? Yeah.
充好电了吗 嗯嗯 Is it charged? Mmm-hmm.
行 帮我个忙 Okay, do me a favor.
去把他父母的电话和住址写给我 Leave his parents' number and the address on the counter.
好 Okay--
耶 这才像样嘛 Yeah! What I'm talking about!
就是 That's it.
准备好了吗 看这个 You ready? Check this shit out.
刚才那个一般般 快看这个厉害的 That was all right, but this is gonna be badass.
好吧 看你有什么能耐 All right, let me see. Let me see what you can do.
好 这就是你的脸了 All right. This is your face.
我要在这个位置 踢爆他的脸 I'm about to break his face, right here.
不错嘛 骚年 不错 All right, man. All right,
快看这个 都闪开点哦 now check this out. You might want to move.
哇 肯定痛爆了 Ow, that'd be painful.
打到肾 或者胃之类的位置了吧 In the kidneys, right? The stomach? Something.
哦 Oh!
看好了 Check this out, man.
胰脏有木有 Pancreas.
致命一击啊 That shit's lethal.
是啊 肯定痛死 Yeah, that would be painful.
骚年 来罐啤酒吧 超级棒 Man, have a beer, man. That was awesome. Here.
超好的啤酒哟 孩子们 It's beer 30, children.
太棒了 Nice.
额 谢了 我不要 Uh, no, thanks.
赶紧拿着 Come on, man.
你是娘们吗 What are you? A pussy?
我只是现在不太想喝酒 I just don't feel like drinking a beer right now.
亲 你要是胆小得都不敢喝啤酒 Man, if you're too chickenshit to even have a beer,
我敢肯定你从来没上过妹子 I know for a fact that you have never gotten any pussy.
说得跟你们上过似的 Like you guys have.
妥妥的 Sure have.
什么时候 When?
上个夏天 Last summer.
-和谁 -简直屌 - With who? - It was awesome.
蔡斯如鱼得水地上了一个叫南希的婊子 Chase went down easy street and fucked this whore Nancy.
至少他是这么吹的 At least, that's what he said.
我说的实话 难不成骗你们 I did. Would I lie?
狗屁 快说当时你在哪儿 Bullshit. Quick, where were you?
在泰伯尔家 At Taber's house.
而且她还和其他几个汉子也睡了 And she fucked a couple other guys, too.
天 他的第一次竟然给了一个万人睡 Oh, man, his first piece of ass was sloppy seconds.
梅森 你呢 你有过吗 What about you, Mason? You ever got any?
对 你有没有让她 呃 尖叫到深夜 Yeah, you ever made her, uh, howl into the night?
有几次吧 真的吗 A few times. Really?
那她叫什么 幸运小女孩儿吗 Yeah, right, what was her name? Lucky?
不是的 她叫詹妮弗 No. Jennfien.
但她不住这儿了 回休斯顿去了 She doesn't live here, though. She's back in Houston.
你特么在撒谎 You're fucking lying.
我才不管你们几个混球信不信我说的话 I don't care if you assholes believe me or not.
我想想 你是不是各种货色都带回家 Let me guess, you were pulling all kinds of ass back home,
但一说到那方面 都是左手干的吧 but once you got down here, lefty.
嘿 去你的 Hey, fuck you.
我还想呢 但这里的女生都不想这样 I would, but none of the girls here want to.
兄弟 她们想要什么不重要 重要的是你想要什么 Dude, it's not what they want, man, it's what you want.
实话 True dat.
知道你该干嘛么 加一个乐队去 You know what you should do, join a band.
这样就够了 兄弟 That's all it takes, man.
是吗 妥妥的 Oh, yeah? Fuck, yeah, dude.
你根本就不用精通乐器 You don't even have to play that well.
只要你一抱起乐器 You start playing your instrument,
妹子们排着队给你吹箫 and they line up to give you blowjobs.
除了你 Except for you.
你在仪仗队吹长笛的样子 It doesn't impress the ladies so much
女生不太感冒 when you play flute for the marching band.
我特么才不在什么仪仗队里呢 I'm not in the fucking marching band.
你确定 我可是听说你会吹箫哦 Oh, dude, you sure? I heard you play the skin flute.
好了 问大家一个问题 All right, I got a question for you guys.
如果你真像你说的那么屌 If you think you're so cool,
你干嘛周五晚上还和 why you hanging out with
一堆八年级的孩子瞎混 a bunch of 8th graders on a Friday night?
嘿 去你的 你这个小屌丝 Hey. Fuck you, you little penis wrinkle.
让你来就不错了 You're lucky to even be here.
这可是我们的露营 This is our camp-out.
让你们一群小混蛋来的唯一原因是 The only reason you little cum gums are here
查理他妈非要让他 is because fucking Charlie's mom made him
带着他的蠢蛋老弟 bring his little asshole brother
然后他就你们一群傻屌给叫过来了 and then he drags along you little dice danglers.
满嘴胡言的小傻逼 Fucking fuzz nut, talking shit!
别激动 哥们 It's all good, man.
这些小傻逼待会儿也能享福了 These little fuzz nuts are going to get their chance soon enough.
待会儿会有妓女过来哟 We got some whores coming by later.
-真的吗 -当然是真的 - Yeah? - Hell yeah!
我知道蔡斯早已饥渴难耐了 Now, I know Chase will fuck anything.
我可看到过这小破孩儿激凸的时候 I mean, I've seen this kid mount boulders before.
你们呢 要一起玩儿吗 But what about you guys? You in?
-随便啦 -好吧 - Whatever. - All right.
小伙子不错嘛 好吧 Good man. All right.
你要一起吗 小基佬 What about you, Peter Puffer?
我不知道唉 可能吧 I don't know. Maybe.
兄弟 基佬也是人 我们懂的 Dude, it's okay to be gay. We understand.
你可以 直接睡旁边就行 Just, you know, sleep over there.
我不是基佬 I'm not gay--
等等吧 时间会给你答案的 Give it some time, man. You'll realize.
操你们的 Fuck y'all.
看 就是这个样子 See, that's exactly my point, man.
不过待会儿没有妓女要过来 Nah, but we don't have whores coming over.
我们就逗你们玩儿 看你们反应 We were just fucking with you to see what you'd say.
恭喜你获得了妓女勋章 And you just earned your vag badge.
和你的婊子勋章放一起吧 Put it next to your bitch card.
对 因为你是个婊子 Yeah, 'cause, you know, you're a bitch.
给我婊子式地拿好 婊子 Now hold this like the bitch you are, bitch.
好了 这招就是大招了 All right, this shit is called the death punch.
哇 天呐 Whoa, Jesus!
嘿 Hey--
你们来了 真好 You guys made it! Good.
哦 Oh.
-在这儿呐 -哇 - There you are. - Oh, wow.
来 给你 东道主 And here you go, hostess.
谢谢 要我给你拿点吃的吗 Oh, thank you. Can I get you a bite?
-哦 很棒 -谢谢 - Oh, that's cool. - Thanks.
你画的吗 You did that?
- 是的 - 哇 - Yeah. - Wow.
你干这个多久了 How long have you been doing that for?
不太久 额 Not very long. Um...
我上个夏天才去参加夏令营学的 I went to this camp thing just this past summer.
还有涂鸦夏令营 They have a camp for graffiti?
呃 他们称之为 城市艺术 哦 Well, they call it "Urban art." Oh.
这样听起来 你懂得 稍微合法一点 So it sounds, you know, less illegal
但其实它确实也就是拿着油漆自由发挥 but it was really just a way to get free spray paint.
不错 那这是你的标牌吗 Cool. So is this your tag?
那是 不知道还这么叫不 Is that... Do they still call it...
嗯 你知道的 只是些我比较擅长写的字母 Yeah, but you know, it's just letters that I'm good at writing.
是 It's a...
E "E".
E Z J O "E-z-j-o."
KEZ JO 挺不错 Kez Jo. That's cool.
其实并没有什么含义 It doesn't really mean anything, though.
那是你爸爸吗 Is that your dad?
嗯 Yeah.
他在哪儿 Where's he live?
休斯顿 In Houston.
你经常见他吗 Get to see him much?
是的 整个夏天的几个周末都和他在一起 Yeah. Some weekends and over the summer.
挺好 Cool.
你是我妈妈的学生 是吗 So, you're a student of my mom's, right?
嗯嗯 Mmm-hmm.
对 我有一门她的课 Yeah, I got one class with her.
嗯 她挺好的 Yeah, she's cool.
那她怎样 她教书怎样 其他的还好吗 How's she doing? You know, is she a good teacher and everything?
简直好 Yeah, she's great!
她很聪明 也很体贴 She's super-smart and she cares, you know.
她让课堂变得有趣了 She makes it interesting.
她估计是我最爱的老师了 She's probably even my favorite teacher.
总之我们想了个办法把iPod So, anyway, we figured out a way to rig up our iPods
和ASB的外放喇叭接上了 to the external speakers on the ASB.
所以每次我们去镇里晃悠的时候 So every time we come rolling into town,
大家就知道456连来了 you knew the 4-56 was there
因为我们放着痛苦之屋 'cause we were bumping House of Pain.
我们就唱 跳啊跳 跳啊跳 It was like, "Jump around, jump around."
然后整家人都出来了 And the whole family's coming outside,
有孩子 妈妈 爸爸 you got the kids and, uh, the mom and the dad
他们就跟着一起跳 and they're all bouncing up and down,
我们给孩子们撒糖 we're throwing out candies for the kids
还扔橄榄球 豆宝宝和飞盘之类的 额 and soccer balls and Beanie Babies and Frisbees, uh,
给大人们些烟 smokes for the adults,
而且他们特别喜欢佳得乐 and, uh, they loved, they absolutely loved Gatorade.
但不知为什么 他们讨厌柠檬味儿的 But for some reason, you know, they hated the lemon-lime flavor.
搞不懂 I don't know what it was.
简直想不通 Yeah. Couldn't give it away.
你在那儿待了多久 How long were you over there?
我去过两次伊拉克还有一次波斯尼亚 Uh, I did two tours in Iraq and one in Bosnia.
哇 Wow.
你参军了吗 Did you enlist?
嗯嗯 是的 当时是在国民警卫队 Mmm-hmm. Yeah, I was, um, Army National Guard,
就是刚从高中毕业 and, you know, coming straight out of high school,
上大学需要钱 needed money for college.
感觉那也是个不错的工作 Seemed like a decent paying job.
而且 我还旅游了 And, uh, did my tour.
我离开的时候我都说 And whenever I got done I told them,
如果有什么惊天动地的大事件 我会回来的 if there's a world-changing event, I'll come back.
然后三个月后就发生911事件了 我九月十二号赶了回去 And, uh, three months later 9/11 happened, and I was back 9/12.
我能很骄傲地说 我们456连 在我们整个过程中 And I'm proud to say the 4-56, the whole time we were there,
没有失去一个兄弟 没有伤亡 we never lost a guy, not one casualty.
但这几率是不是很小 很不平常 But is that odd? Is that unusual?
是的 呃 Yeah. Uh...
几乎是不可能的 Almost impossible.
比如后面接我们班的那支队伍 Like, the guys that came along after us and replaced us,
对我们的建议充耳不闻 they didn't listen to any of our advice.
基本上是和我们所交代的对着干 They did, basically, the polar opposite of what we did,
他们第一个月就没了七个人 and they lost seven guys in the first month.
哇哦 Wow.
你们做法有什么不同吗 What did you guys do differently?
我认为是互相尊重的问题 I like to think it's just a matter of mutual respect, you know.
我们待在那里的所有时间都是在建立信任 All the time we spent over there building trust,
而这些家伙只花了3天就把一切都毁了 these guys basically destroyed it in three days.
那 当地的人觉得我们为什么会去那里 So, what did the locals think about why we're there?
-为了石油 简单明了 -嗯 - Oil, plain and simple. - Mmm.
嘿 梅森 最后一根 Hey, Mason. One last hit.
嘿 Hey--
小鬼 滚出我的车子 Mickey Mouse Club. Get the fuck out of my car.
快从后窗爬出去 Just crawl out the back window or something, man.
我会想你的 I'm gonna miss you.
星期天晚上见 I'll see you on Sunday night.
那你最好发信息给我 All right. You better text me.
嗯 Mmm...
你有口香糖吗 恩 Do you have any gum? Um...
有 我有 给你 Yeah, I do, actually. Here you go.
谢谢 再见 Thanks. See ya.
他们渐渐同意 And they're buying this
这个党派路线 他们会为此感到难过 party line that they're supposed to feel bad
他们要卖出自己的养老金 and trade off their own pension,
感觉正是那些东西让这个国家日趋腐败 as if that's what's been corrupting this nation.
没错 因为向着福克斯的那些人 Yeah, because those who heart Fox,
在我看来 都是被骗了的 in my opinion, are being lied to.
对 幸亏有威斯康辛州 Yeah, thank God for Wisconsin.
我们得遵循此例 We have to follow that example.
你说的对 You're right.
嘿 梅森 几点了 Hey, Mason, what time is it?
呃 12点15分吧 Uh, like 12:15.
生日快乐 Happy birthday.
生日快乐 Happy birthday!
梅森 Mason.
今天你生日吗 It's your birthday?
现在算是了 Just now, I guess.
你几岁了 Yeah, how old are you?
15 Fifteen.
15岁了 抱一下 Fifteen. Give me a hug.
生日快乐 哦 我的天啊 Happy birthday. Oh, my goodness!
你喝酒了吗 Have you been drinking?
你喝了吗 Have you?
对 喝了一点 你呢 Yeah, a little. Have you?
一点点 A little bit.
你有没有 Have you been...
一点点 A little bit.
哈 On.
哦 Oh...
我要去睡了 I'm gonna go to sleep.
早上再谈哈 Talk in the morning, huh?
嘿 爸爸 Hey, Dad.
嘿 你好吗 嗯 不错 Hey! How you doing? Mmm... Good.
那是谁的车 那是我们的车 Whose car is that? That's our car.
上车吧 嘿 Hop on in there. Hey.
嗨 甜心 Hi, sweetie.
哦 Oh...
嘿 库珀 Hey, Cooper.
嘿 你好吗 Hey! How's it going?
哈喽 小弟弟 Hello, little brother.
他好可爱啊 He's so cute.
我们能不能就换这一节水管 Can we just replace that part of the pipe?
不行 这个坏了 全都坏了 No, is no good. Everything is no good.
全部 是的 看 Everything. Yes, mira.
这一个 This one is...
坚固一些 Stronger.
对 这个更好 对 对 对 Yes. This is better, yes, yes, yes.
嘿 谢谢你送照相机给梅森 Hey, listen, thanks for that camera you got Mason.
哦 没事 梅森很迷摄影 Oh, yeah, Mason's all into the photography.
他就爱那个 He's loving that thing.
是的 我知道 Yeah, I know.
事实上他说要把他的 He's actually talking about turning his,
呃 壁橱改成一间暗室 uh, closet into a darkroom.
像是红灯啊 显影啊 都是在说这个 Like the red light and the developing, the whole nine...
你没关系吗 You all right with that?
我可能一个星期都见不到他一次 嗯嗯 I probably won't see him for a week. Oh, yeah. Right.
但他能玩得很开心 But he's having a good time.
至少他有事情做 是 是 At least he's focused on something. Yeah. Yeah.
我就喜欢那样子 对 他完全迷上了 That's what I like. Yeah, he's all about it.
好 我们整个都换了 Okay, let's go grande.
这个可以吗 比之前的好 对 这个不错 It's good? It's better, yes. It's good.
你很聪明 你该去上学的 You know, you're smart. You should be in school.
哦 我喜欢上学 我需要上学 Oh, I like school, I need school,
但很难 我整天都要上班 but it's hard, I working all day.
去社区大学上夜校 完全负担得起 Go to night school at community college. It's pretty affordable.
你有一份很好的工作和一间漂亮的房子 看起来很棒 You're doing a nice job with the house. It's looking great.
哦 谢谢 真的很棒 Oh, thanks. Really great.
是的 你知道的 整天都得修来修去 Yeah, you know, some fix-its here and there.
之前在拍卖处买的时候很便宜 现在我知道为什么了 We got a good deal on a foreclosure, so now I'm finding out why.
对 是的 嘿 哥们 嘿 Yeah, really. Hey, bud! Hey.
生日快乐 那是什么 Happy birthday, huh? What's that?
那是什么 是我们的新车 上车吧 What's that? That's our new car. Get in it.
好了 周末愉快 All right. Have a good weekend.
你好吗 How you doing?
很高兴见到你 我也是 Good to see you. You, too.
嘿 Hey!
嘿 你好吗 Hey, how are you?
哦 Ooh...
你真漂亮 哦 谢谢 You look great. Ooh! Thanks.
看看他 他的鼻子跟梅森的一模一样 Look at him! Aw, he's got Mason's nose.
-是啊 他很可爱吧 -是的 - Yeah, isn't he cute? - Yeah.
-好了 -爱你们哦 - All right! - Love you guys.
我们还得开好久的车才到家 We got a big drive ahead of us.
拜 萨曼 Bye, Sam.
开车小心 You guys drive safe.
好的 我们明晚回来 All right. Well, we'll be back tomorrow night.
拜 亲爱的 世界有你真好 Bye, honey. I'm so glad you were born!
GTO：通用汽车集团旗下品牌 庞蒂亚克(pontiac) 的一款跑车 就是男主角生父之前开的那辆车
所以这是安妮的车子 你开的那辆炫酷跑车呢 So, this is like Annie's car and you drive the GTO?
我想那车子根本放不下婴儿座椅 I guess you can't really put a baby seat in that thing.
没错 放不下 但我不得不卖掉那车子 Yeah, no. But I had to sell that anyway.
你什么 You what?
对 我不得不卖掉那车子 Yeah, I had to sell that.
所以车子被卖掉了 So it's gone?
是的 加州的一些收藏家 Yeah, some sucker collector from California
出了2万2千元美金买它 价格很棒 paid 22 grand for it, which is great
因为我要付现金买这车 'cause I basically got to pay for this in cash.
那车子我之前只花了八千五美金买的 I only paid $8,500 for that thing way back when.
一般来讲 车子是一项很糟糕的投资 Cars are generally a terrible investment, you know.
只要你把车子开出了车场 Soon as you drive them off the lot,
你手上的就是二手车了 you got a used car on your hands,
车子马上开始掉价 and the value's only dropping from there.
但如果你好好保养它 But if you take care of it, you know,
幸运的话 它就是一辆古董车 and you get lucky and it's a classic,
价值又开始增长 the value starts going up again.
狗屎 你就能让人花了几十万块就把 Shit, you got guys paying hundreds of thousands of dollars
谢尔比眼镜蛇买走了 for some Shelby Cobra.
Shelby Cobra：车名 谢尔比 眼镜蛇
怎么了 What?
你不记得了吗 You don't remember?
记得什么 真的不记得了 Remember what? Really?
你说过 我16岁之后车子就是我的 You said that was going to be my car when I turned 16.
什么 不 我没说过 我从来没说过 What? No, I didn't. I never said that.
我记得的 那时我读三年级 I remember. I was in third grade
你带我去安东尼·内达尔家里 and you were taking me over
参加他的生日 to Anthony Nadar's house for his birthday,
我们早到了 所以我们载着他兜了街区一圈 and we were there early, so we gave him a ride around the block,
然后他说他有多爱你的车子 and he was talking about how much he loved your car,
你心情大好 说 哦 and so you were all like, "Oh,
梅森16岁之后这车子就归他了 this is gonna be Mason's when he turns 16."
好吧 首先 我完全记不得有这么一回事 好吗 All right, first off, I have no memory of that, all right?
第二 我绝不会那么说 坚决不会 Second of all, I would never say that. Never
但是你确实说过了 Oh, you did, though.
什么 What?
梅森 Mason.
拜托 那你姐姐呢 Come on, what about your sister?
我会忘了她吗 I'm just gonna forget about her?
拜托 那样公平吗 Come on, how's that fair? Huh?
安东尼·内达尔 什么 Anthony Nagar. What...
你是不是 Are you...
拜托 Oh, come on!
我是说 你不能 I mean, you're not...
听着 你可以就这样坐着 Look, you can sit there
脸臭得跟家里死了人似的 没问题 like there's a death in the family, all right,
但不管怎么说 那是我的车子 好吗 but bottom line is, that was my car. All right?
我花钱买的 我保养的 I paid for it, I took care of it,
我想怎么处理就怎么处理 好吗 and I can do whatever I want with it. All right?
很抱歉你对它有其他想法 I'm sorry if you had other ideas about it,
但等你长大了 but when you get older,
你可以自己攒钱 买一辆自己的车 you can save up and buy a car of your own.
像我之前那样酷 Be cool like I used to be.
或者你能得到一辆面包车 Or you can get a minivan.
你妈妈真的肯让你看这个吗 Does your mom actually let you watch this?
对 她也喜欢 Yeah. She likes it, too.
天啊 Oh, my God.
好吧 你看过她的演唱会吗 Okay, well, have you ever seen her in concert?
没有 但她四月份要来休斯顿 No, but she's coming to Houston in April.
她要来休斯顿 嗯哼 She's coming to Houston? Mmm-hmm.
你爸爸跟我能帮你拿到票 你可以住在我们那 Your dad and I could get you tickets and you could stay with us.
那太棒了 对 That'd be great! Yeah.
-嘿 安妮 -什么事 - Hey, Annie? - Yup.
你能帮我拿一下给梅森的生日礼物吗 Will you get me the little birthday present for Mason?
给你 宝贝 好的 Here, babe. All right.
我得来稍微解释一下这个礼物 This one needs a little explanation, okay?
打开它 Open it up.
我称之为 披头士乐队的黑色专辑 I call that the Beatles Black Album.
这是乐队解体之后 约翰 保罗 乔治和林戈 What it is, is the best of John, Paul, George and Ringo,
单飞的精选集 solo, post-breakup.
谢谢 Thanks.
基本上 我为你重组了乐队 Basically, I put the band back together for you.
不管什么时候 当你听太多单唱的歌曲 Whenever you listen to too much of the solo stuff,
就会变得厌烦了 你知道吗 it kind of becomes a drag, you know?
但你把他们一首一首穿插着听 But you put them next to each other, right,
他们就会相辅相成 and they start to elevate each other,
然后你就能听到了 and then you can hear it.
是披头士乐队啊 知道么 It's The Beatles, you know?
我不知道 我想我一直是最喜欢保罗的 I don't know. I think I always just liked Paul the best.
这不重要 你放错重点了 It doesn't matter, you know, you're missing the point.
没有最喜欢的披头士的谁谁谁 There is no favorite Beatle!
这就是我在讲的 得是处于一个平衡状态 That's what I'm saying. It's in the balance.
那样才造就世界上最他妈棒的 That's what made them the greatest fucking rock band
摇滚乐队 好吗 in the world, okay?
这十年来都出歌曲 And there's this decade of music out there
但都是分开出的 是吧 that's been scattered, all right,
但现在 你亲爱的父亲为了你 and now it has been carefully found, arranged and ordered for you
把这些歌曲一一的找到 整理 排序 by your loving father.
非常的井然 非常的有序 Very arranged and very organized,
你亲爱的父亲整理了一遍又一遍 over and over again by your loving father.
对 没错 没错 Yes, yes, yes.
所以 看看那张专辑 So, I mean, look at that, look at that.
第二张的开头 前四首歌 Uh, top of volume 2, first four tracks,
My Sweet Lord：披头士乐队乔治·哈里森的单曲
你会依次听到 逃亡乐队 然后是 亲爱的上帝 you've got Band on the Run into My Sweet Lord
Jealous Guy：披头士乐队约翰·列侬的歌曲 Photograph：披头士乐队林戈·斯塔尔的歌曲
然后是 嫉妒者 再然后是 照片 天啊 into Jealous Guy into Photograph. Come on!
这是完美的过渡 It's like the perfect segue.
保罗带你去派对 You got Paul, who takes you to the party,
乔治跟你谈论上帝 George who talks to you about God,
约翰喊着 不 是爱和痛 John is just, "No, it's about love and pain,"
然后林格就说 and then Ringo who just says,
嘿 我们不能享受当下吗 "Hey. Can't we enjoy what we have while we have it?"
这是张好唱片 我没骗你 It's a good record. I shit you not.
酷 Cool.
嘿 克里夫 嘿 你好吗 Hey, there, Cliff. Hey, how you doing?
-很好 你好吗 -嗨 小寿星 - Good. How you doing? - Hi, birthday boy!
很高心见到你 It's good to see you.
很高心见到你 Ah, it's great to see you. Yeah.
路上顺利吗 You made it all right, huh?
对 一路畅顺 Yeah, we sure did. We sure did.
你好吗 亲爱的 How are you, darling?
我们把这个做完 好了 都准备好了吗 Let's just get this one... All right, we ready?
是的 Yeah.
等等 Wait.
嘿 萨曼 Hey, Sam.
等等 等等 过来 Wait, wait, wait. Come on.
嘿 还在这儿睡 Hey, still sleeping here?
哦 是的 Oh, yeah.
嘿 哥们 Hey, buddy.
哦 Oh!
许愿 许愿 Make a wish, make a wish.
真好 礼物 等等 给 亲爱的 Real good! Presents! Wait, wait, wait. Here, sweetie.
萨曼 你能不能拿个小刀来切蛋糕 Sam, would you get us a knife so we can cut this up?
好了 All right.
希望你会喜欢 我听说你没有 所以 I hope you like it. I heard you didn't have one, so.
是本圣经 你的第一本圣经 It's a Bible. This is your first Bible.
看 这里有你的名字 Look, there's your name.
哇 用金色写的 还有 等等 Wow. In gold. And wait, wait, wait.
看看这个 Look at this.
这是精装版 It's a red-letter edition,
也就是说 耶稣说的话都会用红色字标出 and that means that everything that Jesus said is in red.
谢谢你 你喜欢吗 太好了 Thank you. You like it? All right.
我爱你 亲爱的 生日快乐 I love you, sweetie. Happy birthday.
这是我们的礼物 And this one's from us.
哦 对 给 Oh, yeah, here.
不是会让你梦想成真的礼物 It's not going to make all your dreams come true here.
所以期望别太高 Just keep your expectations low.
但 你需要它 就是 No, you need it. It's...
很棒 对吧 你必须得有 你需要这个 Come on, right? You gotta have it. You need this.
以后肯定用得着 You got life ahead of you.
而且衬衫是蓝色的 And the shirt is blue.
你舞会和面试都能穿 You got dances and job interviews.
给 我会把它弄的皱巴巴的 Here, I'm going to get it all wrinkled here.
梅森 过来 孩子 Mason? Come here, son. Uh-oh.
拿掉套子 Pull that Off.
这是20口径猎枪 哇哦 There's a 20-gauge shotgun. Wow.
在我比你小一点的年纪时 我爸爸给我的 My dad gave it to me when I was a little younger than you,
是我爷爷给他的 and his dad gave it to him.
而现在 你15岁了 我想把它给你 好吗 Well, you're 15 and I'd like for you to have it, all right?
来 你拿着 Here, you hold it.
喜欢吗 Yeah?
谢谢你 祝贺你 孩子 Thank you. Congratulations, son.
我会教你怎么清理它 I'll teach you how to clean it,
教你怎么开枪 teach you how to fire it.
我也会教你一点点安全知识 I'll teach you a little bit of safety.
扣扳机 好了 这样就对了 Now cock it. All right, there you go.
现在 你要做的是 Now, what you want to do is
前后瞄准 line up the front sight with the back sight.
这里 看到这个小V了吗 嗯哼 Here, you see this little "V" Right here? Mmm-hmm.
你现在瞄准哪一个 Now which one you aiming at?
额 中间那个罐子 Uh, the middle can.
中间的罐子 好 嗯哼 The middle can? All right. Mmm-hmm.
现在可以开枪了 Now fire at will, all right?
哇哦 耶 Ho! Whoa! Yeah!
当心 当心 哇哦 小心点 很好 All right, watch out, watch out. Whoa. Be careful. All right.
准备好了吗 Ready?
扣扳机 Pull!
你打的有点低 Oh, you hit a little low.
等它飞高了之后 再开枪 知道吗 Wait till it gets up high, then shoot, all right?
因为这样它落下来的时候正好打到 'Cause then it's a better aim coming down.
记住 再来一次 Remember, second trigger.
嗯哼 Mmm-hmm.
准备好了吗 嗯哼 Ready? Mmm-hmm.
扣 Pull!
看看你干的 你打到了 是吧 Look what you did! Well, you nailed it, didn't you?
感觉如何 很好 How did that feel? Felt good.
感觉很好 很好 Yeah, it felt good. Good.
欲与汝相守 Well, I want for us to be together forever
然身何处 But to wander wherever I may
望汝闲而适 I want you to be easy and casual
且尚窘然 But still demand I stay
盼汝心相知 I want for you to know me completely
而仍不解 But still remain mysterious
愿深思熟虑 Consider everything deeply
但勇无畏 But still remain fearless
登至顶峰 环视悬壁 Climb to the top. Look over the ledge
白刃之上 赤足翩舞 Dance barefoot on a razor's edge
手持虎尾 以触星辉 Reach for the stars Grab a tiger by the tail
永不尝试 无以败呼 If I don't try, I'll never fail
屋檐之下 孤注以掷 If you go home, you're rolling the dice
湍急之流 不能二入 Can't step in the same river twice
爱之过也 恨以转之 You love too much It'll turn to hate
永避檐下 必不晚也 You never leave home You'll never be late
食之过也 肥以转之 You eat too much You're gonna get fat
幼犬贸也 猫以弃之 If you buy a dog You'll piss off your cat
如斯这般 深呼而乐之 So take a deep breath and enjoy the ride
始亦终也 并肩而行也 'Cause arrivals and departures Run side by side
噢 Oh!
你们是我们的首批观众 知道吗 You're our first audience, you know?
梅森要我们一直练习 Mason demanded we work on it the whole time.
谢谢你 谢谢你 谢谢你 Thank you, thank you, thank you.
这还是半成品 It's a work in progress.
一周之后 我们起初不知道为什么 A week later, we don't know why
托马斯不在那里 Thomas wasn't there the first time, uh,
但一周之后 托马斯回来了 but a week later, Thomas comes back
并且融入其他门徒中 and joins the other disciples.
他们说 上帝是活着的 我们看见他了 They say, "The Lord's alive, we saw him!"
我不信 除非把我的手放到他的手中 "I won't believe it until I put my finger into his side,
并且看见他手中的钉痕 "And I wanna see those nail prints in his hands."
就在那个时候 耶稣 About that time, here comes Jesus
就站在他的旁边 好吗 standing right next to him, okay?
他转向托马斯 知道么 托马斯感到羞耻 And he turns to Thomas. Don't you know, Thomas felt some shame.
他转向托马斯 说 He turns to Thomas and says,
托马斯 来 把你的手伸到我的手中 "Thomas, here, stick your finger in my side.
看看这些钉痕 是我啊 "Look at these nail prints. It's me."
托马斯说 我只信我的上帝和我的神 And Thomas says, "My Lord and my God, I believe."
耶稣说 那就好 And Jesus said, "Well, that's good,
但 神保佑的是那些没有看见却还是相信的人 "But blessed are those who can believe without seeing."
当你看得见 感觉得到 摸得着的时候 一切都容易许多 It's a lot easier when you can see and feel and touch,
但像我们 我们没有见过活生生的他 but like us, we haven't seen him in the flesh,
我们没有感觉过活生生的他 we haven't felt him in the flesh,
但我们在精神上感受到他 but we have experienced him in the spirit.
至少 我感受到了 我希望你也能感受到 At least, I have, and I hope y'all have, too.
池塘就在前面 The pond's right up here.
哦 水位太低了 Ooh, it's low.
是啊 Yeah.
下次你们来的话 我爸爸可以 You know, my dad could take you fishing
带你们去钓鱼 如果你们想钓的话 next time you're here if you want.
谢谢 Thanks.
嗨 宝贝 怎么了 Hi, baby. What's goin' on?
不了 我想我们就在这待一会 No, I think we're just gonna hang here for a minute.
要我留下来陪你们吗 You want me to stay with you?
不用 没事的 你确定 No, it's okay. You sure?
对 谢谢 Yeah. Thanks.
梅森 为什么你那么顽固 Mason, why are you such a stick-in-the-mud?
你在说什么啊 What are you even talking about?
你们介不介意20号回来 You guys don't mind coming back here on the 20th, do you,
参加库珀的洗礼仪式 for Cooper's baptism?
没问题 萨曼呢 No, that's fine. Sam?
谢谢 I appreciate it.
这对安妮和她的家人来说意义重大 It means a lot to Annie and her folks, you know.
我们有接受洗礼吗 Were we baptized?
我那时半点没考虑过你的灵魂状态 I wasn't the least bit concerned with the state of your soul.
但现在可以接受洗礼 如果你想的话 We can do it now, though, if you want.
不用了 我很好 No, I think I'm all right.
你跟库珀一起接受洗礼 You and Cooper together, you know.
泡一下你的头 Dunk your heads.
你不会成为那些信神的人之一吧 爸爸 You're not becoming one of those God people, are you, Dad?
那有什么意义 哈 And what's that supposed to mean, huh?
我能听见你们说话哦 I can hear you!
哇哦 Oh, wow.
我觉得那把猎枪应该要长期放在我家 I think that shotgun should live at my house, huh?
我想你妈妈不会喜欢的 I don't think your mom would love that.
看着 萨曼 Look out, Sam.
我教你这要怎么做 Let me show you how it's done.
漂亮 爸爸 Nice, Dad.
宝刀未老 对吧 Still got the goods, hmm?
你在这里待多久了 梅森 How long you been in here, Mason?
我不确定 I'm not sure.
我能确定 I'm sure.
整节课 All class.
你做完你的影像日记了吗 Did you complete your image diary?
还没 Not yet.
做好你的 呃 数字联系表格了吗 Completed your, uh, digital contact sheet?
尚未 但不会花很多时间的 Not quite, but it's not gonna take me long.
还没 尚未 Not yet. Not quite.
暗室是课外活动 Dark room time is extra-curricular.
我是说 严格来讲 I mean, technically,
这些天你根本不用来这里 you don't ever have to be in here these days,
并且在未完成作业之前是坚决不能来的 and certainly not until you've completed your assignments.
这是规定 That's the deal.
对不起 Sorry.
我很担心你 梅森 I'm worried about you, Mason.
为什么 Why is that?
我告诉你为什么 I'll tell you why.
你交上来的照片 很棒 The images you're turning in, they're cool.
你看待事物的方式很独特 You're looking at things in a really unique way.
天赋异禀 Got a lot of natural talent.
谢谢 Thanks.
对 但只有天赋 Yeah, but that and 50 cents
也只能让你在这世间喝杯咖啡而已 will just get you a cup of coffee in this old world.
这些年 我见过很多有天赋的人 I've met a lot of talented people over the years.
他们之中有多少人能够 How many of them made it professionally
在不自律 没有决心 没有职业道德的情况下 without discipline, commitment
成为专业人士 and a really good work ethic?
我可以告诉你 我两个手指头就能数完了 I can tell you. I can count it on two fingers.
零 Zero.
你也不能 梅森 It's not gonna happen for you, Mason.
这个世界竞争太激烈了 The world is too competitive.
有太多有天赋的人愿意努力 There are too many talented people who are willing to work hard,
还有一大堆的没有天赋的蠢蛋 and a butt load of morons who are untalented
但是却急着超过你 who are more than willing to surpass you.
事实上 他们中的大多人正坐在 As a matter of fact, a lot of them are sitting in that classroom
外面的教室里 out there right now, hmm?
你知道他们在做什么吗 You know what they're doing?
他们在做作业 They're doing their assignments.
做着你该做 但没有做的事 Which is what you're supposed to be doing, but you're not.
你在这儿 You're in here.
为什么 Now why is that?
因为你特别吗 梅森 You special, Mason?
不是 但你所说的那些 No, but the things you're talking about,
像是职业道德什么的 like work ethic or whatever,
我觉得我创作的时候很努力的 I feel like I do work pretty hard.
很多时候 我一整个周末都在拍照 I spend the whole weekend taking pictures a lot of times.
你喜欢橄榄球吗 梅森 You like football, Mason?
不喜欢 Not really.
是 我知道你不喜欢 Yeah, I know you don't.
也因此我指定你 That's why I've just assigned you
去拍今晚的橄榄球赛 可以吗 to shoot the football game tonight. Okay?
球赛在7点30分开始 我要你早点到 It starts at 7:30, I want you to get there early,
我要你拍满整张记忆卡 I want you to shoot a full card,
300张照片 全部下载下来 300 images, I want them downloaded,
分好类 I want them sorted,
星期一早上我第一件事就是要看到他们 and I want to see them very first thing Monday.
你想知道我为什么要这么做吗 You want to know why I'm doing this?
大概知道吧 I guess.
你想要成为什么的人 梅森 Who do you want to be, Mason?
你想要做什么 What do you want to do?
我想要拍照 做艺术 I want to take pictures. Make art.
任何笨蛋都能拍照 梅森 Any dipshit can take pictures, Mason.
艺术 那就特别了 Art, that's special.
什么是只有你有 别人都拿不出的 What can you bring to it that nobody else can?
这也是我在努力寻找的 That's what I'm trying to find out.
加倍努力吧 Try harder.
也许20年内你能打个电话给 Maybe in 20 years you can call old Mr.
老特林顿 说上一句 Turlington and you can say,
谢谢您 老师 "Thank you, sir,
谢谢您那天在暗室说的那番精彩的话 "For that terrific darkroom chat we had that day."
回教室做作业去 Get back to class and do your work.
嘿 你走路姿势有点怪异啊 Hey, man, you're walkin' a little funny.
去你的 Fuck you.
我是说 你们在里面待了很长一段时间 I'm just saying, you guys were in there for a long time.
希望他有先请你吃晚餐 Just hope he bought you dinner first.
梅森 亲爱的 下来吃饭了 Mason! Honey, come down for dinner.
萨曼塔 你没有上传这些图片和他们的描述文字 Samantha! You didn't post these pictures and their descriptions?
快点吧 拍卖会星期天就要结束了 亲爱的 Come on. This auction is gonna end on Sunday, honey.
你得把那些图片发上去 You've gotta get those posted.
为什么我们要干那个 Why are we even doing this?
它感觉就像是网上的旧货店 It's like an online junk shop.
我还以为你有一份好的工作 I thought you had a good job.
我有 我们就是你们口中的房奴 I do. We're what you call house poor.
所有人都要做好负责的工作 Everyone's got to do their part.
你弟弟帮忙拍照片了 Your brother took the pictures.
你也必须搭把手 You have to help.
谁会买这些烂狗屎啊 Who even buys this shit?
嘿 萨曼 注意言辞 好吗 Hey. Sam, watch your mouth, all right?
不许对你妈妈无礼 Don't disrespect your mother.
你还想要有瓦遮头 不是吗 You like a roof over your head, don't you?
没错 你还想要有电 Yeah, and you like having electricity
那样你才能给你的手机充电 so that you can charge your cell phone?
我明年就不住这里了 I'm not even gonna be here next year.
我高中快毕业了 应该要好好玩 I'm a senior. I should be having fun.
指甲很漂亮 Nice nails.
是啊 一个女孩画的 Yeah, some girl did that in sixth period.
你打算留着他们吗 You planning on keeping them?
直到他们脱落吧 我想 Until it comes off, I guess.
上个夏天是耳钉 现在则是指甲 Last summer it was the earrings, and now the nails.
你买了个女士钱包搭配吗 You got a purse to go with all that?
很多人都那样 他只是想要酷一点而已 A lot of guys do that. He's just trying to be cool.
我读高中的时候 有份工作 When I was in high school, having a job,
有责任 能负担得起一辆车 那才叫酷 being responsible, being able to afford a car, that was cool.
梅森 亲爱的 Mason, honey,
你帮你自己跟姐姐倒些水吧 why don't you get you and your sister some water.
嘿 兄弟 特林顿说 Hey, man, Turlington says
不要管那些浮夸的东西 好好拍球赛 to cut the artsy crap and shoot the game.
所以 拿好你的镜头 面朝那边吧 So take your lens and point it that way.
上帝 Jesus Christ.
还有 我们要搭便车走人了 Also, we got a ride.
麦考密克要带我们去派对 McCormick's gonna take us to the party.
比赛结束我们就走 We're gonna head out after the game.
你也一起 可以吗 You're goin', okay?
可以 Okay--
拍比赛吧 Shoot the game.
第一球 怎样 怎样 不赖吧 First one! What was that? What was that? What is up?
嘿 你好啊 嘿 Hey, what's up? Hey.
还好吗 How's it goin'?
挺好的 Pretty good.
你来多久了 How long have you been here?
你知道 有一会儿了吧 I don't know. Awhile, I guess.
一会儿 Awhile?
我只是觉得我有太多事情可以做了 I just feel like there are so many things that I could be doing
而且可能我也想做 但我还是没做 and probably want to be doing that I'm just not.
为什么你不去做 Why aren't you?
我是说 我想是有点 I mean, I guess it's just
害怕别人会怎么想 being afraid of what people would think.
你知道的 评论 You know, judgment. Yeah.
我想 我不在乎别人怎么想 I guess it's really easy to say like,
这样的话说起来很容易 "I don't care what anyone else thinks,"
但每个人都怕 是吧 确实如此 but everyone does, you know? Exactly.
实际上 Deep down.
我发现我自己 I find myself so furious
对于我所接触到的想要约束我 at all these people that I'm in contact with
还是要干嘛的这些人是感到很愤怒的 just for controlling me or whatever,
但是 你知道的 他们甚至没有意识到他们正在那样做 but, you know, they're not even aware they're doing it.
是啊 Yeah.
所以 在这个没有人约束你完美的世界 So, in this perfect world, where no one's controlling you,
有什么不同 有什么变化 what's different? What changes?
所有一切 Everything.
我是说 我只想做自己想做的事 I mean, I just wanna be able to do anything I want,
只有这样才能让我感到有动力 because it makes me feel alive.
而不是让我看起来只是一个普通人 As opposed to giving me the appearance of normality.
那有什么意义吗 Whatever that means.
也没多大意义 I don't think it means much.
你有点奇怪 你知道吗 You're kinda weird, you know that?
可能吧 Yeah?
这算是在夸我吗 Is that a compliment?
我也不清楚 难到你喜欢做一个奇怪的人 I don't know. Do you wanna be weird?
我可不想成为 I mean, I don't want to like
整天在公园里吓唬小孩的那种人 scare kids at the park, or anything like that.
我挺喜欢和你聊天的 I really like talking with you.
我很少 I don't usually even try to vocalize my thoughts
说我的心里话 or feelings or anything.
我也不知道为什么 总感觉词不达意 说出来好蠢 I don't know, it never sounds right. Words are stupid.
那你为什么还要和我说 So, why are you trying with me?
不知道 大概是和你说话感觉很舒服吧 I don't know. I guess I feel comfortable.
我很高兴 I'm glad.
嗨 吉姆 Hey, Jim.
抱歉 我回来晚了 I'm sorry I'm so late.
你知道你应该几点回家吗 What time are you supposed to be home?
不知道 早一点吧 I don't know. A while ago.
早一点是指三十分钟以前 还是一个小时以前 While ago like, 30 minutes ago, an hour ago?
要不是你姐 'Cause truthfully nobody even knew
我们都不知道你去了哪 where you were until your sister told us.
她早就已经回家了 She's been home for a while.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
最近经常听你说这句话 Yeah, been hearin' a lot of that lately.
但其实你一点也不在乎 See, but you don't actually care.
你来去随心 You just kinda come and go as you please,
根本不管你妈是否会难过 and you don't care if your mom's upset,
也不管什么时候该回家 or what time you gotta be home.
我说的没错吧 Is that what's up?
我不知道该跟你说些什么 I don't know what to tell you.
不要这么含糊 Stop mumbling!
说话要大声 You know, speak up!
我都听不清你嘴里在说什么 I can't understand a word comin' out of your mouth.
你老是这样 It's just like...
我问你话的时候你也这样 And I ask you questions and you just...
就一天 能不能请你别来烦我 Can I just have one day where everyone isn't all over my ass?
你觉得我很烦是吧 I'm up your ass?
这可是我的房子 This is my house. All right?
如果你想在我的房子里住下去 If you wanna live in my house,
你就必须按说好的时间准时到家 then you get home when you say you're gonna be home.
你又不是我爸 吉姆 You know, Jim, you're not my dad.
是的 我不是你爸 No, I'm not your dad.
你知道我为什么这么清楚吗 因为是我一直住在这里 You know how I know that? 'Cause I'm actually here.
都是我在辛苦工作 承担家里所有开支 I'm the guy with the job, payin' the bills,
照顾你 你妈 还有你姐姐 懂吗 takin' care of you, your mom, your sister, huh? Huh?
这一切都是我做的 I'm that guy!
-早 -早 - Morning. - Morning.
昨天晚上你们几个人当中 Hey. Which one of you
谁用了楼下的浴室 guys used the downstairs bathroom last night?
不知道 我没用 I don't know. I didn't.
那个高个的 叫什么来着 That tall guy, what's his name?
菲利普 Phillip?
对 菲利普 就是他用的 他难道不识字吗 Yeah, Phillip. He did it. Can Phillip read?
门上贴着那么大的标语 You know, there's a big sign on the door.
写着 已坏 请勿使用 It says, "Do not use this bathroom, it's broken."
读懂它很难吗 I mean, how difficult is that?
不清楚 抱歉 I don't know. I'm sorry.
我打算把房子给卖了 I think I'm gonna put the house on the market.
为什么 Why?
这房子给我们住太大了 This house is too big for us.
你迟早有一天会去上大学 You're going to school eventually.
这太贵了 我承担不起 It's too expensive. I'm done.
那当初你干嘛还要买这套房 Why did you even buy it in the first place then?
因为我喜欢让日子变得潦倒一点 Because I really enjoy making poor life decisions,
好让我们时刻都处在贫困边缘 keeping us on the brink of poverty.
我用前半辈子的时间得到了这些没用的 I've spent the first half of my life acquiring all this crap,
现在又要用后半辈子来想方设法 and now I'm gonna spend the second half of my life
摆脱掉这些东西 getting rid of all this stuff.
有吗 比如说 Really? Like what?
比如我摆脱掉了好几个丈夫 Well, I got rid of a couple husbands,
现在我马上又可以摆脱房贷 now I'm gonna get rid of a mortgage,
赡养费 和一些细枝末节的费用 some maintenance, the tchotchskes,
房屋保险 财产税 管道维护费 the homeowner's insurance, the property tax, the plumbing.
说真的 从现在开始 You know what? From now on,
你妈妈我要变成个尼姑 l am gonna be Mommy Monk.
洁身自好 守身如玉 Simple. Celibate.
别恶心了 老妈 Don't be gross, Mom.
好吧 Fine.
我还是在这个大房子里做个可怜的妓女吧 I'll be a poor whore with a big house.
是不是听起来更好 Is that better? Hmm?
嗯 Okay.
梅森 求你了 别把那个脏盘子留给我来洗 Mason, please, don't leave me that dirty dish to wash.
我整天都在洗盘子 I do dishes all day.
很好啊 亲爱的 这么说你也算专业的了 Oh, great! Honey, then you're a professional.
那就帮你可怜的老妈再多洗一两个盘子吧 Come on, you could do one or two more for your poor old mom.
好吧 Okay--
谢了 Thank you.
要来一个吗 You want one?
噢 天呐 on, God!
她碰都没碰过 我发誓 She didn't even touch them, seriously.
我一直看着在 I watched her the whole time.
我一点也不怀疑 你这个变态 I bet you did watch her, you little pervert.
感觉我们像在约会 It's like we're on a date.
干杯 Cheers.
今晚真浪漫 It's a night of romance.
是的 不过我不会亲你 Yeah, except I'm not gonna kiss you.
反而 我会揍你 I will blow you, though.
梅森 外面还有一堆事等着你呢 Mason! We are in the weeds out here!
我会尽快处理 I'm goin' as fast as I can.
是吗 那我就不理解了 Oh, then I must be confused then,
刚刚我还看见你和爱普尔在闲聊 'cause I just saw you chattin' it up with April,
外面的自助沙拉都快不够了 when I got a salad bar that needs a refill,
还有一个六人份和两个四人份的 I got a six-top, two four-tops I can't use
等着你给他们送过去 because they haven't been bussed!
艾瑞克今天没来 我已经很努力了 Enrique is not here. I'm tryin'.
你是努力了 我们也快要快关门了 Well, while you're tryin', we're dyin'!
你让我怎么跟顾客说 What am I supposed to tell my customers?
您的桌上还有没清理的餐具 真是不好意思 "Oh, I'm sorry that your table's got dirty plates on it,
但是梅森已经很努力了 "But Mason's trying.
至少他是这么跟我说的 "At least that's what he told me.
虽然当时他在和爱普尔调情 "After he was flirtin'
还吃了您剩下的虾 with April and eatin' your leftover shrimp."
我知道 今天的确是个挑战 Now it is a challenge out there today, I know,
但我会给你回报的 but I wanna share something with you.
今年暑假我就让你做油炸厨师 I got you pegged for fry cook this summer,
同时你也得承担更多责任 and that's a lot more responsibility.
当然拿的钱也更多 听起来不错吧 It's also more money. How's that sound?
很好 Good.
我知道你有能力赚那么多钱 I know you can handle that money,
但你也得认真负责才行 but can you take the responsibility?
你能做到的 我相信你 I think you can, because I believe in you.
不过现在你得马上过去 But I need you on the floor.
把盘子先放一边 忙起来 Now leave the dishes. Giddy up.
好好干 别让我失望 All right, come on! Don't let me down!
怎样 还行吗 Well, so it's runnin' okay?
那个交流发电机没出什么状况了吧 That alternator's not messin' up anymore?
状况良好 上路没问题 No, it's fine. It's up for the trip.
好的 Good.
你们去奥斯汀时会去看你姐吗 Are you gonna see your sister when you guys are in Austin?
嗯 她说我可以住她寝室里 Yeah, she said I can stay at her dorm, which is cool.
她室友可能出城了 应该没什么问题 And I guess her roommate's out of town, so it's no big deal.
行 你申请了那所学校没有 All right. Did you apply there yet?
你把申请表提交给托莱多大学了吗 Did you get that application in to UT?
还没 不过希娜很有可能申请了 Not yet, but Sheena's pretty much in, though.
如果你是真的想去那里 Right. Well, if you know that's where you wanna go,
你就要早点做好准备工作 知道吗 you should probably do that early acceptance thing, you know?
我是说真的 让他们知道你是一个知道自己想要什么的人 Seriously, let 'em know you're a man who knows what he wants.
嗯 Yeah.
一点点的果断 A little bit of decisiveness
对你的人生有很大的帮助 goes a long way in this life, all right?
-好 -嗯 - Yeah. - Great.
工作方面怎么样 And what about work? How's that goin'?
还行吧 Uh, I don't know. It's all right.
今天有点不顺 有个人没来上班 Today kind of sucked. This guy didn't show up.
不过这也让我以另一个有趣的角度看清了世界 But it's definitely an interesting perspective on the world.
全是些混蛋 People are slobs.
别人跟我问起你的时候 我都对他们说 Well, when people ask me about you, I say to them,
梅森啊 他现在很出色 "Mason, he's doing great.
找到了份工作 认真干活赚了不少 "He's got a job, he's really cleanin' up."
行了 跟安妮和库伯问好吧 AH right, say hi to Annie and Cooper, will you?
快跟哥哥问好 嗨 哥哥好 Say hi to your big brother. "Hey, big brother."
嗨 安妮 嗨 小宝贝 Hey, Annie. Hey, kiddo.
说再见 Can you say bye-bye?
再见 Bye-bye!
回头见 We'll see you soon.
记得开车的时候一定要小心 All right. Well, be careful when you're driving, all right?
不要边开边发短信或者做其他事情 Don't be texting, don't be doing any of that. All right, just...
欧比旺：《星球大战》系列中的人物，为银河系作出了不可磨灭的贡献
想象你就是欧比旺 一切以你为中心 要有耐心 You're Obi-Wan. You're centered, patient. Right?
要盯紧前面的三辆车 还有后面的两辆 You watch three cars ahead, two behind.
两个司机都大意的时候往往就出车祸 记住了吗 Takes two bad drivers to have an accident, okay?
嗯 Okay--
告诉你姐 Listen, tell your sister to
让她记得接我电话 记得回我电话 pick up her phone or call me back or something.
-好的 -就这样 - Okay. - All right, buddy.
-路上小心 -拜拜 - You have a good one. - Bye, Dad.
亲爱的 记得把这个带给你姐 Hey, honey, take this to your sister.
放到车上去 Throw it in the truck, okay?
嗯 好的 Okay, I will.
到时候希娜住哪 So where is Sheena staying?
和她朋友艾米丽一起 At her friend Emily's.
不会是你胡编乱造的一个人吧 Is Emily a real person?
不是啦 Yeah.
她大二 住公寓里 Yeah, she's a sophomore. She has an apartment.
行 这个给你以防万一 Okay, this is in case of emergency.
最好别用 回来还给我 Don't spend it, I want it back.
嗯 谢了 Okay. Thanks.
你作业做了吗 Did you do your homework?
做的差不多了 明晚就能做完 Most of it, but I can finish tomorrow night.
宝贝 高二对上大学来说是很重要的阶段 别搞砸了 Honey, 11th grade is really important for college. Don't blow it.
我知道 我会去上托莱多大学的 I know, I know. I mean, we're going to UT and everything.
你不想带我去吗 Oh, don't you want me to come?
拜托 希娜 和老妈一起公路旅行 我还可以付油费 "Come on, Sheena, road trip with Mom!" I'll pay for gas.
行啊 Fine.
开个玩笑 我还得工作 Just kidding. I have work.
到了打电话给我 Call me when you get there.
嗯 I will.
玩得开心 Have fun!
这听起来简直就像另一个 That sounds to me like just another
梅森式的世界观 extreme Mason view of everything.
才没有呢 我最后想清楚了 Not at all! I finally figured it out.
就好像他们发现了建造机器人 It's like when they realized it was gonna be too expensive
成本太高一样 to actually build cyborgs and robots.
根本就不可能拿出这么多钱 I mean, the costs of that were impossible.
所以他们决定直接把人类 They decided to just let humans
变成机器人 turn themselves into robots.
这种情况现在就有在发生了 That's what's going on right now.
现在 Oh, right now?
没错 怎么不是呢 Yeah! I mean, why not?
成千上亿的人只是活着而已 They're billions of us just laying around,
无所事事 not really doing anything.
我们不需要花费任何东西 We don't cost anything.
我们也很会自我保养 We're even pretty good at
并且能不断繁殖 self-maintenance and reproducing constantly.
最后的结果就是 我们已经被编好程序 And as it turns out, we're already biologically programmed
然后自己更新换代 for our little cyborg upgrades.
-怎么可能 -真的 - How? - Seriously.
我之前有读到过 I read this thing the other day about how...
当你听到收件箱里叮的一声 When you hear that ding on your inbox,
多巴胺：一种神经传导物质，由脑内分泌，可影响一个人的情绪
你的大脑里就会分泌出大量多巴胺 you get like a dopamine rush in your brain.
就像每一次我们被洗脑后 It's like we're being chemically rewarded
都会得到化学物质的奖励 for allowing ourselves to be brainwashed.
多么可怕 我们都不再是自我了 How evil is that? We're fucked.
所以你注销脸谱账号就能改变这一切吗 So you deleting your Facebook page is gonna change all that?
还记得去年特雷弗也注销了脸谱账号 Remember when Trevor deleted his Facebook page last year
每个人都特讨厌他 and everyone just hated him?
你是嘲笑得最厉害的人 You made more fun of him than anyone.
我现在还是会嘲笑他 I still make fun of Trevor though.
他貌似迫切渴望得到别人的关注 It was like he was so pathetically desperate for attention.
或者希望变得与众不同 真可悲 Or to be different, or something.
那都是因为 That's just 'cause they did
他们在校刊里编的那个烂故事 that lame story about it in the school paper.
结果等过了一个月他回来之后 And then he had to make a big announcement about it
还得搞个发布会一样的证明自己 when he came back a month later.
是的 可我不是为了得到别人关注 That's the thing, though, I'm not doing it for attention.
我只是不想让屏幕来记录我的人生 I just wanna try and not live my life through a screen.
我想要的是真正的交流 I want some kind of actual interaction.
和真实的人 而不是和一个头像 A real person, not just the profile they put up.
不好意思 你刚刚说什么来着 Oh, I'm sorry. Were you saying something?
得了 我知道你有在听 Yeah, okay, I know you're joking.
但这就是事实 But, I mean, it's kind of true.
你知道吗 你一直都在看你的手机 You have been, you know, checking your phone this whole time,
除此之外没事可干 so, what're you really doing?
你一其实点也不在乎 You don't care what your
你的朋友们周六下午在干些什么 friends are up to on a Saturday afternoon,
但很明显 but you're also obviously
你也没有用心听我深刻的吐槽 not fully experiencing my profound bitching.
这就好像每个人 So, yeah, it's like everyone's
都被困在一个夹生的状态 just stuck in like an in-between state.
最后什么事情也没有经历到 Not really experiencing anything.
这不是经历 只是信息 It's not an experience, it's just information.
举个例子 Look. For example,
我刚刚知道了 I just got the address
等会我们跟他们碰面的俱乐部的地址 of the club where we're meeting them later,
这样我们就不会在今晚 so we won't be wandering the
漫无目的的走在奥斯汀的大街上 streets of Austin lost for an hour tonight.
感谢你 脸谱网 Thank you very much, Facebook.
还有 我刚回了我妈的短信 And then I just texted my mom back.
哇 那真是太神奇了 Oh, that's groundbreaking.
她才离开你差不多 五十五分钟吧 She hasn't seen you in, like, 55 minutes?
哦 Oh...
天呐 快看 Oh, my God, most importantly,
梅格家刚养了一只迷你猪 Meg's family just got a miniature pet pig.
是的 真是一只娇小可爱的猪 Okay, you're right. That is a really cute, tiny pig.
我们还不是照样继续生活 Our lives can go on.
我也想养一只 I want one.
漂亮 Nice shot.
把你们身份证给宿管大妈看一下 Yeah, just give the lady at the front y'all's IDs
她就会让你们进去了 and, uh, she should let you in.
二零六号宿舍对吧 It's Room 206, right? Awesome. Mmm.
我们住这会不会感觉怪怪的 It's not weird that we're staying there, is it?
哪有 玩得愉快就行 No, it's fine. Have fun.
谢啦 Thank you.
你们谈了多久了 How long have you guys been dating?
大概三个月吧 About three months.
我们在聚会上认识 然后就这么在一起了 Yeah, we met at a party and it's been chill.
-他看起来很酷 -是的 - Yeah, he seems cool. - Yeah, he is.
他也要上托莱多大学吗 是的 真好 Does he go to UT, too? Yeah. Cool.
他学的什么 What does he study?
他在学历史和意大利语 可能是他的双学位 He's studying history and Italian, I think, his minor, yeah.
他以后想教意大利语吗 Does he wanna teach Italian?
现在可能心里还没底 I think he's still figuring stuff out.
以后再说吧 Yeah. He'll figure it out.
他很聪明的 He's smart. Smart, yeah.
以后来上学的话有想过住哪吗 So, where are you thinking about living when you come here?
额 我也不太确定 Um, I'm not really sure yet.
我们明天打算去公寓看看 We're gonna look at apartments tomorrow.
嗯 Um...
但我很清楚我父母 But I know my parents
他们希望我住宿舍 sort of were expecting me to live in a dorm.
不过反正到时候所有的花费都要我自己赚 But I'm paying my way through college,
所以跟他们也没多大关系 so it doesn't really matter that much.
十八岁以后你就没有必要听父母的话了 You don't have to listen to your parents after you turn 18.
他们不给你钱你就更不用听了 Especially if they're not helping you financially.
我也是这么想的 That's what I figured.
不过寝室也没那么差 But living in a dorm isn't so bad. Yeah?
尤其是男女一起住的宿舍 I mean, especially if it's a coed dorm.
是 Yeah.
我身边从来没有同时出现过这么多帅哥 I mean, I've never been around so many cute guys at once.
所以说 大学还是很有趣的 Like, college is really fun.
-我很期待 -大学生活很棒 - I'm excited. - It's great, yeah.
哦 Oh.
在胡佛大坝建筑工地累死的最后一个人 The last death at the Hoover Dam construction site
是他的儿子帕特里克·蒂尔尼 was his son, Patrick Tierney,
他是在一九三五年十二月二十号死去的 who died on December 20th, 1935,
和那一天刚好相差十三年 exactly 13 years to the day.
看到那边的姐妹会了吗 See those sorority girls over there?
我刚刚决定了 I've just decided,
如果你要注销脸谱账号的话 我就加入她们 if you delete your Facebook page, I'm pledging.
几年以后 你就会变成她们那样 Yeah, in just a few years that's you,
而我就会像他一样 and that's gonna be me.
嵌入水磨石地板里的是一份天体图 ...Inlaid into the terrazzo floors was a star map,
上面的人物形象刻画得非常精确 a celestial map of heavenly bodies so accurately displayed
人们都可以绘制出未来一万四千年内 that one could chart the procession of the pole star
北极星移动的位置 14,000 years into the future,
未来的人类 such that future generations upon...
我想知道他是干嘛的 I wonder what his deal is.
他看起来经常来这吃饭 I mean, he obviously has money to eat here.
他刚说了 他是托莱多大学的教授 还是终身教授 He just said. He's a UT professor, tenure and everything.
看看这里的人 Look at all these people.
都凌晨三点了 他们为什么还在这里 What're they even doing here at 3:00 in the morning?
那我们为什么还在这里 What are we even doing here at 3:00 in the morning?
很明显啊 We know what we're doing here.
吃奶酪喽 Queso. We have a purpose.
没错 Hell, yeah.
下个暑假一过 这就会成为我们生活的一部分 You know, by next summer, this'll just be our lives.
嗯 Mmm.
每晚熬夜 看各种表演 想干嘛干嘛 Staying out all night, going to shows, whatever we want.
我们还会去上课吗 We ever gonna go to class?
偶尔吧 Sometimes.
除非是突然很想发奋学习的时候 When it feels right. When the inspiration hits.
不然就不上课 Only then.
要来点别的吗 Anything else?
再来一盘奶酪吧 Uh, more queso? Yeah.
天呐 Jesus.
咋了 What?
不知道 就是觉得这一切来得太突然 让人不知所措 I don't know, doesn't it all seem a little overwhelming?
我指上大学 I mean, college?
我是很想走出家门 I mean, I like the idea of being away from home
学习一些技能 提高自己的摄影技巧 and gaining skills and getting better at photography.
只是 I just...
我也不太清楚 我还不太适应 I don't know, I'm not counting on it
这种巨大的转变 being some big, transformative experience.
我觉得这不算转变 I don't think it's that transformative.
只是人生的下一步 I just see it as the next step.
但这就像已经提前安排好的阶段一样 But it's like a preordained slot
你的名字和序号都已经写好了 that's already got your name and number on it.
可我不觉得这对我的未来有多大影响 I don't think it's the key to my future.
不然你看我妈 'Cause, I mean, look at my mom.
她拿了学位 找了份很好的工作 She got her degree and got a pretty good job.
可以靠自己生活 She can pay her bills.
我很喜欢你妈 I like your mom.
我也喜欢我妈 只是 I like my mom, too. I just mean...
其实她和我一样感到茫然 Basically she's still just as fuckin' confused as I am.
谢谢 Thank you. Thanks.
-嗨 -嗨 - Hello? - Hey.
额 Um...
萨曼没有跟你说我们会在这住吗 Did Sam tell you we were gonna stay here?
没有 No.
不好意思 Sorry. Um...
她说你周末会出城 She said you were out of town for the weekend.
是的 我刚回来 Yeah, I was. I just got back.
你是她弟弟吗 Are you her brother?
是的 我叫梅森 Yeah, I'm Mason.
这是希娜 Um, this is Sheena.
你好 Hello. Uh, great.
你不介意的话 我先把东西放这 All right. I'm gonna leave my stuff here, if it's okay,
然后去吃点东西 and get something to eat.
等下我再回来 I'll just come back in a little bit?
好的 我们马上就会离开这里 Yeah, yeah, we have to get out of here soon anyway.
行 很高兴认识你们 All right. It's nice meeting you.
-我们也是 -抱歉啦 - Yeah. You, too. - Sorry!
好尴尬 That was so awkward. Mmm-hmm.
梅森 银奖耶 Mason, silver-medal winner.
恭喜啦 Congratulations!
谢谢 Thank you.
听说你得了奖学金 Heard you got a scholarship. Yeah.
对 有点长处还是挺有帮助的 Yeah, every little bit helps, you know.
你准备什么时候去学校 Yeah. When you gonna go out there?
暑假结束之后吧 End of the summer, I think.
开学之前去打工 至少可以攒一点钱 Work some more before then, try to save up some money, at least.
是的 以后要靠自己谋生了 Yeah, before you have to fend for yourself. Yeah.
就是这样 Yeah, that's the idea.
那你感觉怎么样 Well, how are you feeling about it?
很激动 你懂的 Excited, you know.
应该是又激动又紧张 But kind of half-excited, half-terrified.
就像那种非常让人享受的紧张感 Yeah, kind of that voluptuous panic.
正是 Yeah. Exactly.
等你去了 一切都会变得很美好 Well, it's gonna be good. It's gonna be crazy good.
比起高中我更爱大学 I liked college a lot better than high school.
在大学里你可以找到好多志同道合的人 You kinda find your people in college, you know?
是的 Exactly.
你一定会的 You'll be fine.
你很善良 听从自己的意愿就行了 You got a good heart, just follow your heart. Yeah?
-谢谢 -祝你好运 - Thanks. - Good luck.
别忘了带你的牙线 Don't forget to floss.
我真不明白你为什么这么幼稚 I just don't get why you're being so fucking childish.
我一点也不幼稚 I'm not being childish!
是你告诉所有人 You're the one who made
是你把事情搞大 it into this big thing by telling everyone!
我没有告诉任何人 I haven't told anyone.
那辛西娅是怎么碰巧知道 So Cynthia just magically knows
你要和我这个败类一起参加毕业舞会的 you're going to the prom with this loser,
虽然我们早就分手了 even though you're not dating him anymore?
她是我最好的朋友 She's my best friend.
你最好的朋友嘴巴可真大 Well, your best friend has a big fucking mouth.
这话你跟她自己去说呀 Take it up with her, then.
为什么你不直接告诉罗伯乔小姐 Why don't you just tell Miss Fuckin' Rubber Jaw
她可以不停的说 she can keep on talking,
只要她把你大学里的男朋友这周末没有出城 as long as she includes the truth,
这件事实也给说出来 which is that we wouldn't be having this conversation
我们也就不会有现在的对话了 if your college boyfriend weren't out of town this weekend.
你都已经把票买了 You had already bought the tickets.
毕业舞会而已 没什么大不了 It's just prom, it's not like it matters.
我还是想和你做朋友的 I'm just trying to be friends with you.
这太丢人了 我办不到 It's just humiliating. I can't do that.
你不是一点都不在乎别人怎么看你吗 Mister I-Don't-Care-What-Anyone-Else-Thinks-Of-Me.
关别人什么事 Fuck anyone else!
我只在乎我怎么看我自己 绝对不是现在的我 I care what I think of me, which isn't much right now.
舞会上最遭人同情的对象 King of the Pity Prom.
好吧 我们不去了 Fine. We're not going.
那就行 Great.
为什么我们 Why are we even...
我们都知道我们在一起不了多久 I mean, we both knew this was coming.
只是我先采取行动而已 I'm just the one who did something about it.
是 所以你和那个大学狗搞上了 Yeah, fucking some college guy.
搞你妹的 Oh, fuck you!
我一点也不后悔 I don't regret anything.
当然了 Of course you don't.
我反而还有点庆幸 You know, it's actually kind of a relief
不用整天呆在一个阴暗的人身边了 not to have to be around someone who's so gloomy all the time.
世界没那么糟 The world's not so horrible.
不是所有东西背后都隐藏着毁灭人类的巨大阴谋 Not everything's some big conspiracy against humanity.
我很高兴你能这么想 It's great that you can think that way.
和运动员约会让你清醒不少 You know, I'm sure dating a jock really helps to clear the mind.
他不是运动员好吗 He's not a jock, okay?
他只是碰巧是进入了长曲棍球队 He just happens to be on the lacrosse team.
反正明年我们都要去别的学校了 We're all going to other schools next year anyway.
关系不会搞得太复杂 It's not some super-serious relationship.
是吗 那真是太好了 Oh, great. I feel so much better now.
我们只是玩玩而已 We're just having fun.
我觉得他倒玩得很爽 I bet he's having fun.
成熟一点吧 梅森 Grow up, Mason.
说得好像我没有和别人好过一样 It's not like I haven't been with anyone else.
谁 Who?
关你什么事 What do you care?
是谁 Who?
这重要吗 Does it matter?
是你先提起这件事的 You're the one who brought it up.
真是浪费时间 This is pointless.
你简直越来越混蛋了 Now you're just trying to be an asshole.
妈的 我宁愿不要我的蛋 Holy crap, I would rather have my balls clawed off
也不要像个傻子一直坐在人群里 than ever sit through anything like that ever again.
你以后不会再遇到这种情况了 Well, you never, ever have to.
噢 太好了 Oh, my God, thank you.
-给我 -都是你的了 - Give me that. - Dude, it's all you.
一饮为尽 Drink up.
今晚要和我出去嗨吗 So you coming out with me tonight, brother?
到时候肯定会非常爽 Should be some pretty awesome stuff happening.
不了 我要和我爸去奥斯汀看表演 Naw, dude, I'm going to this show with my dad in Austin.
是他朋友的演出 His friend's playing.
那你好好玩吧 Have fun with that, I guess.
卧槽 停了这么多车 我不想进去了 Fuck, there are so many cars here. I don't wanna go in there!
里面肯定很有趣 Dude, you will have so much fun.
你的家人都那么爱你 好好享受吧 Your family loves you! Have a swell time.
什么鬼 你还不是也要进去 Fuck you. You're coming in with me.
-什么 不 不行 -要去 - Oh, no. Shit, no. - Yes.
必须去 我妈很喜欢你 你得打个招呼吧 Yes, you are. My mom loves you. You have to say hi.
你想伤害她的感情吗 Do you want to hurt her feelings? Mmm-mmm.
走吧 一起对付他们 Well, then, let's go get 'em!
我只待一会会儿 我说真的 Just for a second. Just a second, seriously.
你们在这里就像进了敌人的地盘 You know, you're in sort of enemy territory here.
心里明白就好 We're aware.
快看谁回来了 Look who's here!
嗨 Hey!
长大成人了 Get a job!
恭喜 Congratulations!
不 等等 先拍张照 No, no, no! Wait. We're gonna take pictures.
衣服先穿上 Put it back on.
你们谁有照相机吗 Can you get a camera?
恭喜你 亲爱的 Congratulations, baby.
虽然不认识 不过恭喜你 I don't know you, but congratulations!
好了 看这里 All right, look here.
笑一个 准备了 Smile. Here we go.
很好就这样 Oh, that's a good one.
照好了 And good. Got it.
萨曼 你怎么不过来 We need... Sam, where are you?
-萨曼塔 -萨曼 - Samantha! - Sam.
还有梅森老爸呢 And where's Mason Senior?
我今天心情大好 一起吧 I'm feeling generous. Come here.
很好 真棒 Great. And beautiful!
我等会儿把照片传给你们 I'll email these to everyone.
别数落我了 别别 Don't even start. Don't start, don't start.
不敢相信你们会大老远跑来 真是我的荣幸 Can't believe you guys came all this way. It means a lot to me.
嗯 Mmm...
我们怎么能错过这一刻 We wouldn't have missed it for anything!
我为你感到骄傲 恭喜你 I'm so proud of you. Congratulations.
很抱歉李来不了 I'm really sorry that Lee couldn't be here.
他得准备毕业了 He's on his senior trip.
-没事 带我问声好 -我会的 - No, tell him I said hi. - I will.
艾比 都认不出你来了 你多大了 Abby, I didn't even recognize you. How old are you now?
13岁 I'm 13.
哇 Wow.
来 给她加满 All right, let's top her off.
你要来点吗 You want some, doll?
我随意 Um, sure, whatever. Yeah.
我有东西给你 I got you something.1751 01:25:59,720 --> 01:26:00,721 哇哦 Wow.
这是什么 What is it?
这是储蓄债券 很有价值的东西 That is a savings bond. That is worth something.
比钱强多了 钱你只能花掉 It's better than money. You'd just spend that.
天呐 那是你妈妈吗 God, is that your mom?
-是的 就是她 -哇 - Yeah. Yeah. That's her. - Wow.
三秒法则 把它放回盘子里 Three-second rule. Put it on your plate.
真是个好爸爸 真的 Such a good dad. Really.
我知道 我只是在帮忙而已 I know. I'm trying to help.
快来这 大家 让我们为梅森干杯 Come here, you guys. I want to make a little toast to Mason.
现在 梅森 我知道你不想在今天开趴体 Now, Mason, I know you didn't really want to have a party today,
但我们还是办了这个庆祝趴 but We did.
你高中毕业了 人生中也就这么一次 And you only graduate high school once in your life.
所以我想祝贺你 进入你人生中的另一个阶段 So I want to celebrate you and this next phase.
你会在大学学到更多知识 And you're gonna learn so much in college,
你会在那里收获快乐 you're gonna have so much fun.
你会遇到点拨你的老师 You're gonna have inspiring teachers,
你会在艺术方面更进一步 you're gonna learn more about your art.
我爱你 孩子 我为你骄傲 I love you, babe. So proud of you.
-为梅森干杯 -为梅森干杯 - To Mason. - To Mason!
-为梅森干杯 -这里 这里 - To Mason. - Here, here!
好了 该你了 伙计 All right, you're up, kid.
哦 嗯 Oh, uh...
好吧 梅森 我要为你的未来干杯 All right, uh... Well, Mason, I'll make a toast to the future.
为你的未来 To your future.
你知道的 你这段高中生活的尾期 You know, it's been a little sketchy
可能略显仓促 this end of the school year here,
一直在纠结到底去哪所学校 trying to figure out what school to go to.
梅森和我说过 Mason told me that he wanted
他希望能去多远就去多远 to get as far away from home as possible,
但他依然遵守了我们的协议 我们只为他支付本州学校的学费 but still honor our agreement that we pay in-state tuition,
这让我很欣赏 which I do appreciate.
他是一个谨慎的人 而且 他会有一个美好的未来 He's a prudent man and, uh, he's gonna have a great future.
敬你 孩子 So here's to you, buddy.
为了你的未来 To the future!
祝贺你 Congratulations!
小梅森 高中毕业 十八岁 异性恋 Mason Junior! High school graduate, 18 and straight!
别理他 我哥哥忘记吃药了 Just ignore him. My brother needs to learn to pace himself.
我们相识的时间 没有在座的各位那么久 I've not known you as long as everybody here,
但自从我认识了你 but since I have known you,
你成长了很多 我为你骄傲 you've grown a lot and I'm proud of you.
如果你的拍照生涯没有下文 So, if this photography thing doesn't work out,
你知道我这总有一份工作在等着你 you know you always got a job.
要先摘掉耳环 但是 Lose that earring. But...
你知道的 这样的我可以升你去前台 Uh, you know, maybe I can get you front of house.
好了 为你干杯 小伙子 All right. To you, buddy!
萨曼 你也说几句吧 Sam, say something!
-来吧 萨曼塔 -嗯 - Come on, Samantha. - Um...
来吧 亲爱的 Come on, darling.
祝你好运 Good luck.
哦 Aw...
你和你女朋友分手了 So you broke up with your girlfriend?
是的 就是最近的事儿 Yeah, yeah, just recently.
她叫什么来着 What was her name?
希娜 Sheena.
她要和你一起去大学吗 She's gonna go to college with you?
不 No. No?
嗯 她还呆在这 Hmm. She's staying in this part of Texas.
好吧 Okay--
想开车去学校吗 You need a ride to college?
我只是想在你离开前和你打个招呼 I just wanted to say hello before you got out of here.
你们之前见过 不是吗 安妮 这是我姑姑简 You guys met before, haven't you? Annie, Aunt Jen?
是的 我们见过 在 额 Yeah, we met at, uh...
萨曼的毕业典礼上 哦对 Sam's graduation. Oh, yeah.
还有你那个小家伙 他去哪了 And with your little one. Where is he?
哦 他在家呢 Oh, he's at home.
还记得吗 萨曼那次他可惹了不少麻烦 Remember? He was such a pain in Sam's thing that...
真希望可以看到他 I would love to see him.
这个周末真的很特别 We have a special weekend this weekend, so...
我很高兴你遇到了她 I'm so glad you found her, I really am.
我觉得 你给了他幸福 You've got him at a good time, I think.
我也这样认为 I think so, too. Yeah.
很高兴见到你 It's good to see you too.
很高兴见到你 简 Nice to see you, too, Jen.
为你的儿子感到骄傲 So proud of your boy.
是啊 我们都为他骄傲 Yeah. Yeah, we all are.
她是个贱人 还是寡妇 She's a bitch and a half.
你必须记住 You got to remember, you're going
大学还是要认真读的 好吗 to college, though, all right?
如果你像我 或者你老爸一样的话 And if you're anything like me or your old man,
你不会太安分守己 you're gonna be pulling down some serious wool.
你会不断去突破极限 You're gonna be tapping some masterful gap.
你一定会有所成就的 You're gonna be doing some good work out there.
你想想 成就之后大把的荣誉在等着你 Think about it. Awful lot of flowers in that bouquet.
但请你帮帮忙 But you got to do me a favor.
这个夏天 感情的伤疤会让你脆弱无比 You're going to be vulnerable this summer, all right?
千万记得在分手炮时 做避孕措施 Remember to use protection during breakup sex.
这家伙一定知道我在说什么 This guy knows exactly of which I speak.
看看他不当心的后果吧 活生生的例子啊 Look what happened to him. Voila'.
斯蒂文 Steven.
干杯 Cheers.
没他说的那么简单 It's not that simple.
还剩四年 还剩四年 Four more years. Four more years.
我说说而已嘛 I'm just saying.
你要回收这些瓶罐吗 我要不要 Do y'all recycle? Should I...
我统一扔那边了 I have one started there.
哦 是吗 真棒 Oh, yeah, right. Great.
这次趴体上只有我一个前任吗 Am I your only ex at this party?
对的 不过我倒不是你这里唯一的老婆 Yes. I'm not your only wife here, though.
是啊 Yeah.
你敢相信他们都高中毕业了吗 Can you believe they're both out of high school?
不 我不敢相信 No. No, I can't.
那什么 他们俩一路成长 你居功至伟 You did a great job with both of them, by the way.
谢谢你能这么说 Thanks for saying that.
我没想到你会这么说 I never thought I'd hear you say that.
好吧 我说的是事实 Well, it's true.
谢谢你 Thank you.
你还要再经历一次这个过程 是吧 You're doing it all over again, huh?
我知道 我知道 I know, I know, right?
轮到我自由解放 还要十五年 It's gonna be 15 years till I have an empty nest.
嗯 Hmm.
不过我也想出一份力 如果可以的话 But I'd love to pitch in, help with this, if I could.
我是说 你所做的一切真的很棒 I mean, it's so great that you did this.
能允许我也出一份小心意吗 Can I just give you a little?
如果可以的话 我会很感激 I'd appreciate it if I could.
当然 好的 Sure. Yeah.
不过我这儿没现金了 But I don't have any cash.
哦想起来了 都在安妮的钱包里 我去去就来 Oh, I know, it's in Annie's purse. I'll be right back.
好吧确实很糟 我是说 那家伙可是大学的长曲棍球运动员 So it sucks. I mean, the guy's a college lacrosse player.
那还能怎么样 What are you gonna do?
她甚至连运动都不喜欢 She didn't even like sports.
要来一瓶吗 You want a beer?
不用了 No, that's all right.
你可以喝一瓶 没关系的 You can have one. It's okay.
好吧 无论如何 Yeah, well, for what it's worth,
我们在某种程度上 we've all been through the
都经历过过一模一样的遭遇 exact same thing at one point or another.
也不是一模一样 我是说 其实你对她 也并不了解 It's not the same, though. I mean, you never got to know her.
我知道我知道 肯定有所不同 No, I know, I know. It's not the same.
我只是不知道我哪里错的不对 I just don't know what I did wrong.
嘿 杰米 伙计 Hey, Jimmy. Hey, man.
-嗨 -嗨 梅森 - Hey. - Hey, Mason.
我们擅闯了你们的休息室 希望你们别介意 We're up here raiding the green room. Hope that's okay.
完全没问题 That's totally cool.
好吧 All right.
哇哦 那是小梅森吗 Wow! Is that MJ?
嗯哼 你说呢 Uh-huh, right?
难以置信 Unbelievable.
好吧 我们提前过来了 想先看你一眼 Well, we just decided to come a little early, check you out.
没关系 等我排练结束 很快就上来找你们 That's cool man, let me finish up. I'll be up in a minute.
好的 我向你保证 你什么都没做错 All right. I guarantee you, you didn't do anything wrong.
这种高中时期的恋情 都没什么好结果 These high school love things, they never work out.
过来这里 Here, come here.
我是说 每个人都在不停改变 你知道吗 I mean, everybody's just changing so much, you know?
你要让两个年轻人 The odds of two young
一直处在同一个频道 这种概率真的是 people staying on the same wavelength are...
-是的 可总有 -听着 我还能向你保证 - Yeah, but still... - Look, and I also guarantee you
你未来的生命里 that every day of your life
如果为了某个笨女人伤心流泪 that you spend crying over some silly girl
那都是彻底的浪费时间 is a complete waste of time.
可她并不是什么笨女人 She wasn't a silly girl, though.
我是说 她是一个很认真的人 I mean, she's a serious person.
我真的以为我们能 And I really thought we were...
什么 What?
我不知道 I don't know.
告诉你一个事实 女人从来不会觉得满足 好吗 Here's the truth. Women are never satisfied, okay?
她们总是在找更好的男人 They're always looking to potentially trade up,
这种事儿 很遗憾告诉你 and that's, I'm sorry to say,
不幸发生在了你身上 我毛还没长齐的小朋友 what I think has happened to you, my fine-feathered friend.
你到底什么意思嘛 What does that even mean?
我的意思是 别向你的自尊低头 It means don't hand over
别在希拉这棵树上吊死 the controls to your self-esteem to Sheila.
-希娜 -好吧 - Sheena. - All right.
我的意思是 你要对自己负责 It means you are responsible for you,
而不是对你的女友 不是对你妈 不是对我 而是对你自己 not your girlfriend, not your mom, not me, you.
如果你真的照顾好自己的心 And if you truly take care of you,
你会惊讶地发现 不知多少希娜那样的姑娘 you will be amazed at how much girls like Sheena
在你门前排长队 start lining up at your front door.
说得好 Great.
你必须把自己的注意力移开 You just gotta separate yourself from the pack in some way.
专注让自己越来越优秀 你懂的 Excel at something, you know,
然后当欲女们开始蠢蠢欲动时 and then you have your pick of the litter
就能任你挑任你选了 when the front-runner hussies start sniffing around.
所以你是说我应该去练练长曲棍球 So what you're saying is I should take up lacrosse.
没错 Exactly.
或者你可以 玩玩乐队什么的 Or you could, you know, start a band.
我年轻时 这招屡试不爽 Worked for me a long time ago.
我想杰米现在 仍然屡试不爽 I think it's still working for Jimmy.
或者你可以继续玩儿摄影 Or you just keep taking pictures.
她不喜欢我给她拍的相片 She hated the pictures I took of her.
我对她厌恶至极了 好吗 I'm sick to death of her, okay?
我只见过她几次 好吧她很可爱 没错 I only met her a few times, and yes, she was cute, all right,
但说实话 我总觉得她有一点 but truth be told, I always thought she was a little bit...
怎么说呢 跟你还是有点不搭调 You know, a little bit too square for you.
你懂的 和你不在同一个维度里 You know, not quite the same vibe.
你真这么想吗 You really thought that?
从某个微妙的角度来说 On some subtle, lower level.
听到说她对头脑简单的 I mean, I wasn't surprised
长曲棍球运动员感兴趣 when it turned out she was
其实我并不怎么惊讶 interested in some Knucklehead lacrosse player, okay?
归根结底 I mean, bottom line is,
感情的事儿 都是时机问题 it's all timing with these things, you know.
想想你妈和我 I mean, take your mom and me.
我觉得十五或二十年前 I think I probably turned into the boring,
我还真有可能变成她希望的 castrated guy she wanted me to be
无聊又无趣的那种人 你知道么 15, 20 years ago, you know?
我不是说她生气一定就错 不是这样 I'm not saying she was wrong to be pissed, I'm not.
我是说 她其实可以更耐心一些 I'm just saying that she could've been
更宽容一些 a little more patient, little more forgiving.
这样的话 也没那几个酒鬼后爹什么事儿了 Would've saved me that parade of drunken assholes.
那么意义到底是什么 So, what's the point?
什么的意义 Of What?
不知道 任何事情 所有事情 I don't know, any of this. Everything.
所有事情 的意义 Everything? What's the point?
我也压根儿不知道 I mean, I sure as shit don't know.
任何人都不知道 好么 Neither does anybody else, okay?
生活中 我们其实都在即兴表演 不是吗 We're all just winging it, you know?
不过赞的是 你开始用心感受了 The good news is you're feeling stuff.
而且你要一直感受下去 And you've got to hold on to that.
真的 等你长大一些 感觉会渐渐麻木 You do. I mean, you get older and you don't feel as much.
不过你的外壳也会越来越硬 Your skin gets tougher.
关键是你拍的那些照片 The point is those pictures you took,
整个州几千名竞争对手 你赢了 thousands of submissions from all over the state, and you won.
好吧 只有银奖 Well, I got silver.
-而且一共有十个银奖 -真想宰了你 - And nine other people did, too. - I'm gonna kill you.
我想告诉你的是 我相信你 梅森 I'm trying to tell you that I believe in you,Mason.
我觉得你真的很特别 I think you're really special,
如果某些姑娘不懂你 那滚她妈的 and if some girl doesn't see that, then fuck her, you know.
下一首曲子 送给屋子里的一位年轻人 Hey, this next one of 'em goes out to a young man in the house.
-嗷哦嗷哦 -他还是个小男孩的时候 我就认识他了 - Whoo-hoo! - Known him since he was just a small boy.
现在他高中毕业了 也让我觉得自己老了 Now he's all graduated from high school and making me feel old.
高中毕业快乐 梅森 Happy high school graduation, Mason.
谢谢 Thank you.
好啦 孩子们 先说清楚 Okay, guys, let's be clear.
我们要把东西分成四大类 We're gonna break this into four categories.
第一 你小时候就一直保存着 One, anything you want to keep from your childhood
想带走作纪念的 and you're taking with you.
第二 要扔掉的 第三 要捐掉的 Two, throwing away. Three, donating.
地四 你想在下周的 And four, whatever you want to try to sell
跳骚市场上卖掉的 at the garage sale next weekend,
卖不掉的东西 都捐掉 whatever we don't sell, we're donating.
新公寓里 难道没有阁楼 Doesn't the apartment have like an attic,
或者仓库 来放东西吗 or storage or something?
不 你没明白我的意思 No. You're missing the point.
我们不能拖一大堆垃圾到妈妈的小公寓 We're not gonna drag a bunch of crap to Mom's tiny apartment.
不敢相信我们又要搬家了 Can't believe we're moving again.
不 只有我要搬家 No, I'm moving.
你两年前就搬走了 你在奥斯丁有自己的公寓 You moved two years ago. You have an apartment in Austin.
梅森今年秋天搬走 Mason is moving in the fall.
我的任务都完成了 I'm done.
对我来说是好事啊 我又可以有无数的选择了 This'll be great for me. I'll have all these options.
我可以休个年假 I could take a sabbatical.
我可以写写书 试着发表 I could get some writing done, try to get published.
那圣诞节怎么办 我们怎么过 What about Christmas, though? What are we gonna do?
我不是会和他住一个房间的 I'm not sharing a room with him.
有一个人去睡沙发就好了 One of you will sleep on the couch,
正好可以用上那个充气床垫 and we'll use that blow-up mattress.
那我洗衣服怎么办 How am I supposed to do my laundry?
萨曼 我很好心地把你推出安乐窝 Sam, I'm gently pushing you out of the nest.
出安乐窝的路上 你会神奇地自己去赚些硬币 And on your way down, you may magically find some quarters
可以用这些硬币 在你自己的公寓里洗衣服 that you use to do laundry in your own apartment.
拜托啊 你们已经成年了 Come on! You guys are adults!
你们该担负点责任了 好啦 你们想吃什么 You need to take some responsibility. Now, what do you want?
我来个蔬菜堡 I'm gonna get the veggie burger.
我什么都不吃 不饿 I'm not having anything, not hungry.
你怎么了 What's wrong with you?
我有点想吐 I'm sick.
怎么回事 是头疼吗 还是发烧了 What is it, your head? Do you have a fever?
她怀孕了 She's pregnant.
没有 其实是我昨晚喝太多了 No. To be honest, I drank way too much last night.
-昨晚你没开车吧 -没有 - You weren't driving, were you? - No, no.
凯瑞也回家来了 我们只是出去玩了玩 Cary's back home, too, and we just hung out.
你知道的 黄桃伏特加 不知不觉就喝多了 You know, peach Smirnoff's, they just go down so easy.
不不 那可不是借口 No, no. Hey, that's not an excuse.
你还是要尽快收拾包袱 You can still pack boxes.
新租客想尽快搬进来住 These people want to move in as soon as possible.
伙计们嚎 我是罗内德 你们还好吗 Hi, guys. I'm Ernesto, how are you?
你可能已经不记得我了 You probably don't remember me,
不过好几年前 我修过你们家的水管 but I worked on your septic line years ago.
哦 对的 Oh, yeah.
不管你相不相信 你改变了我的一生 Believe it or not, you changed my life.
那天你说我很聪明 You told me that day that I was smart
说我应该去上学 and that I should go to school.
我听了你的建议 我开始上英语课 I took your advice. I signed up for English classes,
然后一年后 我上了社区大学 and then a year later, I went to community college
还拿到了专科学位 and I got my Associates degree,
现在我正在德州州立大学念学士课程 and I'm working on my bachelor's now at Texas State.
我还是这儿的经理之一 And also one of the managers here.
真棒呀 That's great.
能见到你太好了 It's good to see you, because I really wanted
因为我一直希望有机会和你说声谢谢 a chance to thank you for that.
谢谢 你当年的话对我来说意味着太多 Gracias. It really meant a lot to me.
不用担心午餐 我请客 这是我唯一能做的了 Don't worry about lunch. It's on me. It's the least I can do.
你们应该听她的话 她是一个聪明的女士 You guys should listen to her. She's a smart lady.
谢谢你 Thank you.
不过那太疯狂了 不是吗 Isn't that kind of crazy, though,
只要回答二十个问题 that a computer knows who you are
计算机就可以知道你是什么样的人 from just 20 questions off a form?
我觉得其实世界上 I guess there are really
只有八种类型的人 only like eight types of people in the world.
我是说 就像可以分为男人女人这两种人一样 I mean, there are subsets like male and female,
但很显然 我们不像我们想的那么独一无二 but apparently we're not as unique as we want to think we are.
你和他见过面了吗 Have you even talked to this guy yet?
没 但我们用电子邮件交流了一下 他还挺酷的 No, but we've been trading emails. He seems pretty cool.
他读的是文学和人类学 He's studying literature and anthropology
他也很喜欢亮眼乐队 这点倒是不错 and he's way into Bright Eyes, so that's not so bad.
无论如何 他跟我说用计算机系统 But, anyways, he was telling me about how
来给我们分配室友 有点让人毛骨悚然 the system they use for assigning roommates is kinda spooky.
过去新生对于室友的满意度 The freshman satisfaction
大概只有百分之六十 rate for new roommates used to be like 60%,
现在提高到了百分之百 都归功于电脑 and now it's 100, just 'cause of the computer.
那听起来他会是个不错的室友 Well, sounds like he'll be a good roommate, then.
是啊 但我们很确信 Yeah. But we pretty much decided
不久他们就不会再用调查问卷了 that soon they won't even need a questionnaire
他们只要请国家安全局扫描一下你的电子数据库 'cause they'll just let the NSA scan your digital ghost
就可以给你分配好室友 and they'll tell you who your roommate is
这电子数据库记录了所有你说过的 写过的 点击过的 based on everything you've ever said, written or clicked.
是你把这个放回箱子里的吗 Did you put this in here again?
我不想要了 I don't want it.
拜托 这是你拍的第一张照片 Come on, it's the first picture you ever took.
那更有理由把它留在家里了 不是吗 All the more reason to leave it behind, right?
-怎么了 -没什么 - What? - Nothing.
-到底怎么了 -没什么 - No, what is it? - It's nothing!
妈妈 Mom.
这是我人生中最糟糕的一天 This is the worst day of my life.
你在说什么 What're you talking about?
我知道这一天早晚会来的 I knew this day was coming.
但我没想到 I didn't know you were gonna be
你要离开了还这么开心 so fuckin' happy to be leaving.
我不是因为要离开才开心的 你希望我有什么反应呢 I mean, it's not that I'm that happy. What do you expect?
你知道我意识到什么了吗 我的生活还是照常继续 就这样 You know what I'm realizing? My life is just gonna go, like that.
那一个个的里程碑 This series of milestones.
结婚 生子 离婚 Getting married. Having kids. Getting divorced.
以为你有读写困难症的时刻 The time that we thought you were dyslexic.
教你骑自行车的时刻 When I taught you how to ride a bike.
再次离婚 获得硕士学位 Getting divorced again. Getting my master's degree.
总算找到心仪的工作 Finally getting the job I wanted.
送萨曼塔上大学 送你上大学 Sending Samantha off to college. Sending you off to college.
你知道下一个里程碑是什么吗 嗯 You know what's next? Huh?
是我他妈的葬礼 It's my fuckin' funeral!
你走吧 把那张照片留下 Just go! And leave my picture!
你是不是忽略了什么 离下个里程碑还有大概四十年 Aren't you jumping ahead by, like, 40 years or something?
我只是觉得 应该有更多东西才对 I just thought there would be more.
嗨 你就是梅森吧 Hey, you must be Mason.
是的 道尔顿 对吧 Yeah. Dalton, right?
-是的 终于见到你真人了 真好 -我也是 - Yeah, man, it's nice to finally meet you. - Definitely.
你睡这边的床没意见吧 Are you cool with this side of the room?
没意见 Yeah.
我早上到的 刚把我的这一大坨行李搬进来 伙计 Got in this morning, just moved my shit in, man.
好的 我不在乎的 不用担心 Well, yeah, I don't care. No worries.
好的 需要我帮忙吗 Cool. Can I help you with anything, man?
包包啊之类的 要我帮忙搬吗 Any bags, any of that stuff need brought in?
只剩一个箱子了 我行李不多的 I just got like one box left, I packed pretty light.
但还是谢谢你 But I appreciate it.
随时效劳 伙计 当然的事 It's my pleasure, man. Of course.
呃 你打算去参加那个新生联谊会吗 Um... Are you going to the orientation mixer thing?
新生联谊会 Orientation mixer thing?
当然不去 我可不去参加 Fuck no, man, I'm not going to that,
顺便说一下 你也不许去 and neither are you, by the way.
-我们还有更爽的事要做呢 哥们儿 -好吧 - We got way better stuff to be doing, dude. - All right.
-你准备好了吗 -好了 - You ready? - Yeah.
嗨 巴布 这是我的室友梅森 梅森 这是巴布 Hey, Barb, this is my roommate Mason. Mason, Barb.
-嗨 -嗨 - Hi. - Hey.
你要和我们一起去吗 You coming with us?
你们要去哪 Where're you going?
-徒步旅行 -对啊伙计 你应该和我们一起去的 - Hiking. - Yeah, man, you should come.
如果我们现在出发 就能看到大本德河的晚霞啦 If we leave now we can catch the late afternoon at Big Bend.
你去过那吗 伙计 You ever been before, man?
是的 我很小的时候去过 Yeah, but not since I was really little.
那现在你更有去的理由了 Then all the more reason to come now,
我们就是来带你走的 哥们儿 man. That's why we're here, dude.
哦 梅森 这是尼科尔 巴布的室友 Oh, Mason, this is Nicole, Barb's roommate.
嗨 你好 Hey, what's up?
嗨 这是梅森 尼科尔 Hi. Mason, Nicole.
那你一起去吗 So, you game?
好啊 Sure.
给 把剩下的吃了 Here, have the rest of this.
份量根据时间算好了 Got it timed perfectly.
我们进山里的时候 正好到嗨点 It'll kick in when we get in the mountains.
太棒了 我们走 Awesome. Let's go.
在这儿他们允许你学这个吗 Do they let you major in that here?
好吧 这儿也没那么严格 Well, it's not that serious here,
所以我经常在校外练习 so I kinda train outside of university,
不过我在学校里选了些基础课 比如舞蹈史之类的 but I'm taking all my basics like History of Dance and all that.
-真好 -是啊 - Nice. - Yeah.
你都教什么 What do you teach?
哦 天啊 Oh, gosh.
-芭蕾舞 踢踏舞 爵士舞 抒情舞 街舞 -哇哦 - Ballet, tap, jazz, lyrical, hip-hop. - Wow...
你最喜欢哪种舞 Which one's your favorite?
踢踏舞 Tap.
-是吗 -嗯 - Yeah? - Yeah.
跳的时候你可以创造自己的踢踏声 You get to like make up
不用遵守什么规矩 all your own sounds, and there's no rules.
就像在自由创作一样 Just like creative freedom.
-听起来很赞 -嗯 - That's great. - Yeah.
这也是我为什么喜欢教踢踏舞 That's why I love teaching it, 'cause,
不知道为什么 它让我如此着迷 I don't know, it's so beautiful to me,
而且踢踏舞文化在这一代中也渐渐消失了 and it's kind of dying away in this generation,
所以 能将这么好的艺术传授给孩子们 so, to be a part of bringing it back
真的很有意义 to the kids is really rewarding.
-对 可要坚持下去呢 - 好的 - Right, keeps it going. - Yeah.
你的学生们多大 How old are they?
-六到八岁 -哇哦 - Six to eight. - Wow.
是的 他们无所畏惧 而且完全没有自我意识 Yeah. They have no fear, and they're not self-conscious at all.
他们还没有到那个年龄呢 They haven't reached the awkward years yet.
是啊 现在还没 不过快了 Yeah, not yet. It's coming.
嗷嗷嗷嗷 Hey--
嗷嗷嗷嗷 Hey.
道尔顿有时候有点疯 Dalton can be crazy sometimes.
不过他看起来很酷 He seems cool, though.
是啊 他们俩都很酷 Yeah. Yeah, they're both really cool.
你感觉怎么样 How are you feeling?
很好 说实话 非常好 Great. Pretty great, to be honest.
不错 Good.
我很高兴你可以和我们一起来玩 I'm really happy that you're hangin' out with us.
是啊 我也是 Yeah. Me, too.
这一刻真的是连续高潮啊 This moment's having a multiple orgasm!
就像全部的时间 都在我们面前一页页展开 It's like as if all of time has unfolded before us
所以可以站在这儿眺望 一边尖叫 草泥马勒戈壁啊 so we could stand here and look out and scream, "Fuck, yeah!"
你知道大家总是说 抓住那一刻 You know how everyone's always saying, "Seize the moment"?
我不知道 我倒是有相反的感受 I don't know, I'm kinda thinking it's the other way around.
就好像 是这一刻抓住了我们 You know, like, the moment seizes us.
对对 我明白这种感觉 Yeah. Yeah, I know.
这一刻是固定的 是永恒的 就好像 It's constant. The moment, it's just...
我们永远活在当下这一刻 不是吗 It's like it's always right now, you know?
对的 Yeah.